Honestly, that chicken and rice looks disgusting.
Kiss my black ass! Toodles!

Bitch!

I asked her if she liked it.
She said "Stupid movie."

I wouldn't know
“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”

• Jesus, 2019

Strangely enough, those really do exist…
I asked her if she liked it.
She said "Stupid movie."

It's beyond me how their brilliant, wacky brains work
“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”

• Jesus, 2019

What will they think of next?

That's where you fill it with the artificial cum.
It's ahead if it's time.
“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”

• Jesus, 2019

That's a strange dildo. What's the little nozzle for?

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

I've literally about 15 minutes ago finished the latest season of South Park. Loved it.
“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”

• Jesus, 2019

Can we hate you for some other reason?
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

I'd walk 40 miles for a Nandos
“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”

• Jesus, 2019

4 miles! That's just wrong
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

I live so far away from Nandos that they just won't deliver to my area
We had to keep finding the post codes to streets we knew getting closer and closer till we found one they accepted… 4 miles away luckily the weather today has been gorgeous.
The post code was of a dentist so we just ordered to there - but the delivery was £6 from Nandos to the Dentist, then we got an Uber home.
“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”

• Jesus, 2019

Why did you pay 6 dollars for a delivery if you walked, how long is social distancing where you are? 4 miles?

Aw I'm jealous that you're still working atm
All the takeaways around mine are **** - we had to walk 4 miles and still pay £6 delivery
“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”

• Jesus, 2019

Chipotle 🤮🥴

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Ahh, yes, lol. Yeah, that's another good point!
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

Considerate?
It's my bedding, and I'm the one who does the housework. I'm only thinking of myself
“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”

• Jesus, 2019

Well, at least you're considerate.
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

LOL!!!
I asked her if she liked it.
She said "Stupid movie."

I don't have mine too spicy as a bottom, that would be rude
“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”

• Jesus, 2019

It's just a chicken taco, man.
Hark! Harold the angel sings.