Tinychat Lurker — 6 years ago(March 31, 2020 01:36 PM)

Here's the transcript from yesterday's Filmboards Tinychat. Sorry I missed some of it but I had to take a **** and so on and so forth.
Welcome to Tinychat, Guest237.
Ben: When I was a little kid and I got scared, Mohammed would come and sing to me.
Sophie: Mo what?
Ben: Oh you know, one of those imaginary childhood friends.
Sophie: What happened to him?
Ben: Nothing, I just grew up.
Sophie: Not so much.
Shooter has joined.
Ben: Hey, who is this guy?
Sophie: He just jumped in the room.
Ben: Yeah, well he can jump out. Come on!
Shooter: I'm an excellent troll.
Ben: That's good. Come on! Sophie, why'd you let him in? It's a private room.
Sophie: He says he often comes in this room.
Shooter: Rocket lets me in his room every Saturday. I know this room.
Ben: How do you know this room?
Shooter: It's a Tinychat room. Tinychat is for ****nuts. Only 895 people use it worldwide. Rocket lets me moderate his room every Saturday. But not on Tuesday, definitely not on Tuesday.
Ben: Who the hell are you?
Shooter: Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner.
Nimda has joined
Ben: Wait, I wanna ask you a question. Hey! Nimda, who is he?
Nimda: Shooter is a “special” Filmboarder.
Nimda: Shooter, can we try something?
Shooter: Yeah.
Nimda: Do you know how much 312 x 123 is?
Shooter: 3-8-3-7-6.
Nimda: He's right.
Ben: What?
Nimda: He's right.
Nimda: Shooter! Do you know how much a square root of 2130 is?
Shooter: I like to troll slow on the internet.
Ben: If you get this right, Shooter, you can troll anywhere you want as slow as you want.
Shooter: 4-6 point 1-5-1-9-2-3-0-4.
Ben: That's amazing! He is amazing! He should work for NASA or something like that.
Ben: Does Shooter know how much money he has?
Nimda: No, he doesn't understand the concept of money.
Nimda: If you had a dollar… and you spent 50 cents, how much money would you have left?
Shooter: About 70…
Nimda: 70 cents?
Shooter: 70 cents.
Ben: So much for the NASA idea.
Shooter: I'm an excellent troll.
Nimda: Shooter, do you know how much a bag of potatoes costs in the US?
Shooter: 'Bout a hundred dollars.
Nimda: Do you know how much one of those new iPhones cost?
Shooter: 'Bout a hundred dollars.
Shooter: 'Course, three minutes to Wapner.
Ben: You'll make it.
Shooter: Yeah.
Ben has left.
Shooter: Sophie are you taking any prescription medication?
Nimda: He likes you, that's just his way of showing it.
Sophie: When I tried to talk to him, he went quiet.
Nimda: Don't take it personal. He never talks to me and I'm closer to him than anyone in the world, known him years. It's not in him. If I disappeared tomorrow without saying goodbye, he probably wouldn't notice.
Sophie: He wouldn't notice if you left?
Nimda: I'm not sure but I don't think people are his first priority.
Nimda: Shooter, do you want to go and live with Ben?
Shooter: Yeah.
Nimda: Or do you want to go back to Belfast?
Shooter: Yeah.
Shooter: 82, 82, 82.
Sophie: 82 what?
Shooter: Threads.
Sophie: There's a lot more than 82 threads, Shooter.
Shooter: 246 total.
Sophie: How many?
Nimda: 250.
Ben has joined
Sophie: Pretty close.
Nimda: I just deleted four.
Shooter: Sweetcorn is supposed to be on the table before the pancakes.
Ben: Okay, Shooter, there’s blueberry, buckwheat, all flavors, which ones are your favorite?
Shooter: Pancakes.
Ben: I know, but what kind?
Shooter: Pancakes.
Shooter: 'Course I got Jeopardy! at five o'clock. I watch Jeopardy!
Ben: Don't start with that, Shooter.
[Imgur link to naked twinks]
Ben: Shooter, what are you looking at? The nudes are over here. What are you looking at?
Shooter: I don't know.
Shooter: I'm an excellent troll.
Ben: When did you troll?
Shooter: I trolled slow on the internet back on IMDb.
Ben: Was Nimda there?
Shooter: Yeah.
Ben: You’ll have to troll Filmboards sometime.
Nimda: Which is it? Stay in Belfast or live with Ben in Pakistan?
Shooter: Stay in Belfast, live with Ben.
Shooter: Of course you can't have pancakes without sweetcorn.
Ben: You bet your butt.
Shooter: Bet your butt.
Shooter: 12:30 is lunch.
Ben: What are you having?
Shooter: Monday is fish sticks. Green lime jello for dessert.
Ben: You having french fries with those?
Shooter: No, sweetcorn. Uh oh, it's 12:31.
Shooter: We have chop, sweetcorn, onions and mushrooms for dinner Monday nights.
Sophie: Chop? They let you eat off the bone? What if you hurt yourself?
Shooter: Monday night is Irish night.
Sophie: We can watch TV here, we're allowed.
Shooter: Wheel Of Fortune. Look at the studio filled with glamorous merchandise. Fabulous and exciting bonus prizes. Thousands of dollars in cash. Over $150,000 just waiting to be won as we present our big bonanza of cash on Wheel Of Fortune.
Ben: Hey, Shooter, you take a shower right?
Shooter: Yeah.
Ben: Well the rain is a lot like the shower, you get a little wet. What do you say, Shooter? What do you say?
Shooter: Of course the shower is in the bathroom.
Ben: That's the end of that conversation.
Ben: He's not crazy, he's not retarded but he's here.
Nimda: He's autist