Sorry ma'am but you HAVE to let us open doors for you! We can visibly see that you are perfectly capable of opening your own door and we are in a rush but WE have to open the door for you!
Btw, don't expect us to open the door for you when you are unable to open the door yourself.
That's just the way it is around here. Sick people get punished!

Oh no you don't, Miss Thang! You will NOT be isolating yourself on MY watch!
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Damn! You're posting scenes fro all of my favorite educational films today!
This one was about that stuck up girl… can't remember the name.
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."