Perhaps, but there are a few problems.

1. She's a girl.
2. She's looks nothing like hi5b4m.
3. She's not an idiot.
4. It's very difficult to play an idiot, like him, believably.
5. It's not the right time. Most likely, at the rate he's going, he's going to belong to the "27 club", and that is when the biographies will be spewing out of Hollywood's proverbial George W Bush-hole.
   The plural of mouse is mice. The plural of goose is geese. Why is the plural of moose not meese?

Still no

"My favorite number in the whole world is 5318008."

Not at all