Sure, if you fly Croft over from Romania to provide comedy relief.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Sounds gay
Ho Ho Ho

½ Spoon + ½ Fork + ½ Knife

You’re a true friend to the board and Nimda. We will deck the halls with your green intestines.

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Hello Pe. There will be!
Are you cool with this being your Last Supper?!

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Act stupid, nigga
Ima Nuke u, nigga
-Halo
Stop.

Indeed.
Here's a good one that's technically from the 70s (I mentioned 80s and 90s rap, but this song will be acceptable as well):

It (pussy nigga!) sure (pussy nigga!) is! (pussy nigga!)

That sure is a lot of shouting!
This is better:

Might I suggest an opener?

‍️ Christina 1986-05-20

You know, I was thinking of being a bartender because I wanted to, but it takes rigorous training and a life dedication in the moment day to day, a.k.a. a lot of work. It sounds permanent enough to settle an education around, like a Bachelor's in Psychology. My dad's younger sister got a Master's in Counseling and was a police woman most of her adult life. She retired to being an RN and is renewing her credentials in cycles, maybe because she took off when caring for her niece's 2 young boys (my cousin) driving halfway across Florida every 2 weeks to cycle who has them. …but they stopped.
½ S/N Asian (40%+ Chinese) ½ Norwegian/Danish-Irish Swiss (Amish/PA) German French Dutch? French+Dutch Celtic-Irish English-Irish? ..?

I'm not sure. I don't think you need to have a degree in order to be a party DJ, though. I'll look it up.
I found this:
At this time, there are no degree programs in DJing. Although DJ schools and classes do exist, a large portion of DJs are self-taught. To lay a solid foundation for success as a DJ, practice is integral. Get familiar with multiple types of technology and mixing software, so that if there’s ever a technological malfunction at the club, you can still play.
And this:
Aspiring DJs usually complete an associate's or bachelor's degree program in a field like radio broadcasting or journalism. Work experience is also important in this career field, and degree programs typically include internships to help students get experience at radio stations.
For this party, I'm just going to play music from my personal collection. And maybe some from YouTube.

‍️ Christina 1986-05-20

½ S/N Asian (40%+ Chinese) ½ Norwegian/Danish-Irish Swiss (Amish/PA) German French Dutch? French+Dutch Celtic-Irish English-Irish? ..?

Yw I love it, so peaceful
Stop.

‍️ Christina 1986-05-20

Thanks, that was inspiring.
½ S/N Asian (40%+ Chinese) ½ Norwegian/Danish-Irish Swiss (Amish/PA) German French Dutch? French+Dutch Celtic-Irish English-Irish? ..?

Stop.

‍️ Christina 1986-05-20

Oh. What do you think of Music Technology? Does that have anything to do with DJ'ing?
½ S/N Asian (40%+ Chinese) ½ Norwegian/Danish-Irish Swiss (Amish/PA) German French Dutch? French+Dutch Celtic-Irish English-Irish? ..?

Yes, but not in DJ'ing.

‍️ Christina 1986-05-20

Do you have a Bachelor's?
½ S/N Asian (40%+ Chinese) ½ Norwegian/Danish-Irish Swiss (Amish/PA) German French Dutch? French+Dutch Celtic-Irish English-Irish? ..?

I will be the DJ.
There will be no country music. The only rap/hip-hop songs will be a select few from the 80s and 90s, such as The Humpty Dance and Rico Suave.

‍️ Christina 1986-05-20

½ S/N Asian (40%+ Chinese) ½ Norwegian/Danish-Irish Swiss (Amish/PA) German French Dutch? French+Dutch Celtic-Irish English-Irish? ..?

Pwned
Stop.