Pitty i guess you all will have to wait for the gay porn parody version.

A few idiots ITT are in desperate need of an eye exam:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3477527/Here-comes-C-J-Parker-Kelly-Rohrbach-stuns-red-bathing-suit-set-Baywatch-remake-Miami.html
Not that I care about this Baywatch movie, but it seems to me like they made a more-than-decent choice with this new CJ Certainly FAR better than the mustached, chicken-legged fridge that many other morons are/were clamoring for.
This model doesn't come close to the beauty that Erika Eleniak or even Pam Anderson had during their days on the show. Disappointing choice.
Dude, Pam Anderson was a borderline butterface, even on her best day (never mind the obvious fake knockers).
They say genius skips a generation. Mom's a genius, so I guess I'm a genius too

Agree. Total ug mug.

Was thinking the same thing. I mean I think she's a pretty girl and all but the women who were on Baywatch were Playboy bunnies, curvy, etc. Kelly has none of what any of them had. But this is Hollywood these days for you so are you really that surprised?
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

I used to think that Kate Upton was perfection
until yesterday when someone posted some non photoshop pics of her
Wow, what a really cool chap to be providing this much needed public service.
Now that16d0 I think of it, I'd rather have Kelly Rohrbach instead.
Mission accomplished.
Personally, a modern adaptation of CJ would go to a fit woman, with a goddess' body
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3477527/Here-comes-C-J-Parker-Kelly-Rohrbach-stuns-red-bathing-suit-set-Baywatch-remake-Miami.html
For the sake of argument, a "goddess' body" should not include any artificial bits. Rohrbach fits the bill in this case (unlike Anderson).
They say genius skips a generation. Mom's a genius, so I guess I'm a genius too

I used to thb68ink that Kate Upton was perfection, until yesterday when someone posted some non photoshop pics of her, I almost gagged. True, her best assets are her puppies, but that's it. I will link the thread below. Now that I think of it, I'd rather have Kelly Rohrbach instead.
http://www.imdb.com/board/11469304/board/nest/250596186?d=250896290#250896290
Personally, a modern adaptation of CJ would go to a fit woman, with a goddess' body, the part belonged to Jessica Biel in the early 2000's she just needed to bleach her hair. She was a beauty with or without makeup, and she had a hard body. If TPTB wanted something more exotic, like a Latina, and again we are not looking for Oscar material here, I would go with Jennifer Lopez.
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I dont think she is ugly,but she is a terrible choice gor Cj. Kate upton was a fan fav for the role wish she got cast
I'm gonna show you something beautiful everyone screaming for mercy

Girl next door at best, Baywatch was a wank bank of Playboy body level of women. I know it sound mysoginistic, but Baywatch was not Tony Awards material, not to say much on what Baywatch meant to me back then either. I would go with Margot Robbie to fit Pamela Anderson's bra.
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