Oops! I'm sleepy
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

You've be svelte in no time
No, %100 English all the way. How dare you

You'll be svelte in no time
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Im trying to diet though, so tmoz will probably be a lite eating day, maybe like one bacon double cheeseburger, two pieces of fried chicken, one bean and cheese quesadilla, a three-egg omelet with ham, mushrooms, onions, and cheese, two barbecue pork rolls, a half-pound of French fries covered with cheese, salsa, and jalapenos, onion rings, a chef salad, slices of cheese and lunchmeat, two deviled eggs, six fried jalapenos stuffed with cheese, a fresh vegetable tray, a fresh fruit tray, a pitcher of orange juice, and a pitcher of milk.
Actually, hold the milk, too fattening.

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Buuuuuuurp!
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Yesterday I had 9 beef tacos, 14 beef enchiladas, two double cheeseburgers, a pizza with jalapenos, fried chicken, spaghetti, half of a chocolate cake, half of a vanilla cake, cookies and cream ice cream, caramel pecan fudge ice cream, a small fruit cake, two Cokes, two Pepsis, two root beers, and two glasses of orange juice.

If you ate like that you would be a big porker
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions; a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger; a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños; a bowl of fried okra with ketchup; one pound of barbecued meat with half a loaf of white bread; three fajitas; a meat-lover’s pizza; one pint of Blue Bell Ice Cream; a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts; and three root beers.

Most restaurant coleslaw is way too sweet and juicy. I'm very picky about coleslaw.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

But it wasn't mayo. It was this
mayo type
of slaw mix that had a very unique flavour to it. I've never been able to duplicate it. It also had an almost sweet taste to it. I wish I remembered exactly how she put it together. The slaw that's dished out in restaurants that has a "mayo" type base doesn't come close. I don't know what that is.
Same here with the Paternal/Maternal part.
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

Mayo??
Ow!
Bite your tongue, young Missy!
PS But seriously, nice to hear of your memories of Nana. I have wonderful memories of my maternal Grandma. The other one, not so much.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

She used to make both. I never helped her with the vinegar one, but with the mayo-style one, I'd help her hand-shred the two different types of cabbage on this board with a blade in the middle. (They might not let 6 year olds do that today).
Some of my happiest memories and cooking with Nana.
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

A wise decision there. Yes, it's basically chopped cabbage with vinegar which is heated up. Bacon is an optional topping.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Ooh, wait, wait, I think I know. It's made with vinegar too, right?
(I don't click on links, sorry)
I'm half German and had a Nana who made oooh-la-la everything from scratch! Add the French, and I grew up as a little girl with a taste for nicely made homemade dishes!
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

It's a German dish. My grandma made it for us when we were kids.
https://www.justapinch.com/recipes/salad/other-salad/hot-slaw-with-bacon.html
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

What is "hot slaw"?
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Sammiches!
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Fried Cod
Mashed Potatoes with gravy
Hot Slaw with bacon
PB&J sandwich
Turkey sandwich.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

It's 1.30am
Yesterday I had:
Cheerios for breakfast
Chicken satay for dinner
Then I still wasn't too hungry so just had a yogurt when I got home.
“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”

• Jesus, 2019

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

I have a car air freshener up there so whatever comes out comes out smelling like Hawaiian Breeze.
I live. I die. I live again.

Gross! I bet your **** really stinks!