Both of them look like they would grip my dick too tight
The only poster who made Steve Lake wet his pants 4 times without ever breaking a sweat each of those times.
Wildmanwizard

C3PO because I'd dress it in women's clothes and pretend it was my girlfriend.
My password is password.

Very good question
I would pick R2D2 because C3P0 is a massive **** and annoying as ****
My password is password.

Neither since both irritating and need a one way trip to the scrapyard

R2D2 so I can watch Princess Laid on my wall before I go sleep at night times, hana

I won't find myself in those situations, pajeet. I am a simple person and I just need a nice protocol droid for translating and doing light chores.

If you are really in troubles, better R2 who can jump start the milenum falcon and stop the compactor to crush all the peoples, plus the hidden lightsaver when our heroes were going to be digest in sarlac pit for over 1000 years, hana

And u are the original twonk, hana

Now ur really the looser, buna

What a ruffian!

Twonk!
Also dont say bad things my wive. my wive make the jumper and she is beautiful soul and very humbled womans, hana

Buna, ur a faker doctor in a Primart jumpers
basically translate = compleat looser

May be
But also u are a complete nodend, buna

I said it before more early
the universed language for love, hana

How will you bunk hot women who don't speak English?
Buna, that's ridiculous things u are say it. In cave man days when the peoples cannot speak, they manage to make love otherwise we cannot be here these days
really u can see the chemistry and feeling and know before that the lady wish to have it off without say it, hana

I did this way many time, hana

This is the right way to say it with foregner woman, buna

How will you bunk hot women who don't speak English?

Honesty buna, I visit in many country in the world and always I am all the times speaked very good English and do not need to traslate for billion off language, hana

Most of R2D2's functions were designed for technology that doesn't exist. I would also never be able to learn how to understand his beeping and booping.
C3PO is significantly more useful in the world we live in with his ability to learn billions of languages and dialects plus do chores and he may even be able to cook.

Becos this is the War movies, really you need R2D2 is do more things to win.
Check it this one, hana
https://www.starwars.com/news/7-of-r2-d2-most-heroic-acts

C3PO seem useless to me and should have give to Jabber the Hutt electric shock, instead he was scare off Jabber
At lease R2D2 helped with the rescue off our heroes when he smuggle the Lightsaver (check 79 secands), hana

As a pet, Benny?
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!

Greetings
I belief R2D2 will make a better pickpocket, hana