Ronsin1976 — 9 years ago(October 23, 2016 12:24 PM)

Have you ever thought of killing innocent people and getting away with it? Does robbing and extorting appeal to you? If it does then S.P.E.C.T.R.E is the place for you.
We are looking for able bodied men/and attractive women with questionable morals to fill our increasing needs.
We are looking to hire in the following positions: alluring femme fatales, normal disposable henchmen, or field agents. Some positions are open to advancement to the operative positions (numbered positions), which garners
a seat on the S.P.E.C.T.R.E. board table.
We, Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion, are a global terrorist and crime syndicate devoted to causing havoc among the nations of the world. Our goal is eventual world domination.
Our leader Count Ernst Stavro Blofeld, is a selfless man who has committed his life to making the world a more evil place to live in.
Join us and you will reek the rewards derived from an emerging and growing organization.
Some of the employment perks:
Free matching uniforms
Competitive pay compared to competitors, like the Union Corse.
Free housing with your other companions.
Immunity from criminal prosecution while during assignment.
Possible assignments in desirable locations: On Alpine resorts, Jamaica, and the prime assignment Blofeld's Volcano base.
Those lucky few to be hired will be sent to the S.P.E.C.T.R.E academy which is a rigorous six week training experience in which you learn to:
Take ridiculous orders which will lead to your immediate death or impairment.
Die on cue
Misfire on a target from only six feet away.
Be verbally abused, physically abused, or possibly killed by S.P.E.C.T.R.E higher ups.
Those interested in more information may call 867-5309 and ask for Jenny.
Join NOW, You belong!!!
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