Catfish
— someone is tricking the world’s most powerful men into jerking off on cam and then forcing them to pay exorbitant ransoms. Bond must hunt down the man known only as Simon and face off against the mysterious Mr. Wiz in Ian Fleming’s
Catfish.
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Blackface
Hungry Forever
Discussion Royale
the trilogy a lifetime in the making

My idea with
Abercrombie
was to have itty be bond and I would be the villain in this sort of bizarro bond film. This works nicely because itty can go on to face Afroman in the successor film,
Blackface
. The Afroman will of course be part of a larger criminal group known as CONWAY in the film
hungry forever
.
But thinking bout it and Bentley should be bond. Since he’s British and women love him.
Discussion Royals
will be set in Miami, Florida. The mysterious Nimda has hacked all cell phones in the world and is threatening to release the global stockpile of nudes. M, played by RobGoblin, has assigned bond a mission: hunt down and kill Donna. Then, hunt down and stop Nimda before he releases the nudes and starts world war 3.
The film will be critically acclaimed and receive an 8/10 on IMDb. I will win an Oscar but then will be accused of sexual impropriety due to #MeToo. I’ll go to prison and take over the Aryan Brotherhood. I’ll then have itty terminated.
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LBTQG

Thirsty ….Q ,plus Lbtg

uhhh we’re a Tassimo family here

hands you a K-Cup and points to the Keurig

black …..
2 sugars

Cool, I'll do all that except for the secretarial and coffee parts.

she’s very quippy and flirtatious with Bond and always delivers the quick wit and sexual innuendos while simultaneously shutting down all his advances
she’s also M’s personal secretary
so i’m assuming lots of coffee runs ‍️

What are all the cool things the Moneypenny character does? I don't remember much from whichever Bond movies I watched in the past.

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Lol yes! That's the perfect solution here

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Q approves of this message and will develop brand new high tech colorful dildos for future endeavors.

Aww i got promoted to agent!

No need, agent B. James Vlond will gladly share his toys. Just don’t tell Q.
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I'm stealing your sex toy number 2, Flond!

The name’s Vlond. James Vlond.
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I think that we should do a plot twist, instead of you dying I'll save you, we fall in love and forget all about whatshisface!

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Yes!
And that's just amazing work
and he would come up behind you and kiss your neck and say “shutup and suck my face"
you need to write the next movie!

similar to the role of
Sex Toy #1
but instead of getting killed off you become a recurring fling for Bond to shed his armor and recooperate between missions
you’ll find him sitting in a chair in the dark when u arrive home and you’ll say something like
“i should’ve known you’d come here eventually”
and then you’d make a drink and he would come up behind you and kiss your neck and say
“shutup and suck my face”
and then you’ll share a night of passionate boning before waking up to find him already gone