thanks for you're detailed response!
I'm definitely not going for the kinky. I just see these vignettes appear in my mind. no real cohesive story. So I suppose they could be used as a specific scene in a movie for comic relief, or as a cold open, as you suggested. I have whole collections of stories, odd bits of dialogue and jokes I have created.
The Ed Wood remark wasn't even really meant to be a comparison of styles as much as you remind me of the man himself; in as much as you both have a love of filmmaking that sees merits in projects that aren't big budget quality.