then it was a potato and not a cucumber

Yes.
My password is password

was the cucumber vertical or horizontal?

Yes. Have you ever sat on a cucumber while thinking about Chevy Chase?
My password is password

i am luvable.

Appreciate you noticing. Love ️ you.

your modesty is overwhelming.

Based off this thread, what you say rings true.

The majority of the people who post here are imbecillic twats. I'm an exception cause I was in show business a long time.
And there are about 5 or 6 others who are fairly articulate and would provide useful criticism or praise depending on what you wrote.

meds now

Oh so you've switched to the anonymous account.
Yeah well how do I know that you've written screenplays?
But no, I'm not helping you write screenplays. At least you're being upfront though. The rest of your kind lurk these forums for "inspiration"

I would expect a demonstration of your screenwriting expertize before anybody cuts you any checks.
My password is password

I was wondering if I set up a Discord server where people could ask for feedback, talk writing, and otherwise shoot the **** with like minded lads - would anyone be interested? Let me know!
Will I be paid?