I'm so glad I never found myself so low as to resort to watching bullya like this franchise.
I have zero tolerance for pigswill, that's the only way I know how to describe it. You couldn't drag me into a theater to watch even thirty seconds of tripe like this.
Gather together a gang of six brawny dockworkers –they'd still have a fight on their hands.
If I'm in a pub and there's a flatscreen TV hanging over the bar –and this maggoty celeb comes on the screen –what the heck is his name anyway? –I would finish my drink and walk out.
There's just no excuse –in my book –for sitting through shabby, overblown, 'blockbuster' fare.
It's like what happened to me one time, I was staying over a girl's house –kinda 'stranded' there, out in the boondocks –so she was in charge of the TV. What does she decide to watch?
"Super Troopers".
Unbelievable agony. But I was trapped, no way to escape.
"Pirates of the Caribbean" is like that. Exactly the same reeking barrel of offal.
What brings all this to mind? Well might you ask.
Reason: I just recently caught some of the dialogue while browsing through some "movie tropes" sites.
Immediately, just two lines of dialogue confirms for all time, that I am –and was always –correct in my instinctive rejection of this Disney codswallop.
What a friggin' joke. The dialogue is as if written for a prime-time ABC sitcom. Nothing to do with authentic pirates or the 1600s - 1700s. Just mincing, bro-culture, TV-sitcom-caliber, jibber jabber.
Its unfathomable that they made what, six installments of this boojwaah?
Paul P. Powell, Pool Player

look at all those old ass vaginers

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Oh Good Grief!

I know! Basically, we just want to watch beautiful women ****ing.
Hey, it's a kind of magic!

What does everybody else here think of them actually putting in all of that time, money, and special effects just to make an Adult Film ?