If I wrote anything explicit it would be a disaster. It would just give people an even bigger and better excuse to treat me like crap. That's all they want to do anyway. It won't matter what I do or say, someone will find something wrong with it. Apparently they've already decided they don't like me. I can't change that.
And America is doomed unless people wake up and realize what foreigners are deliberately doing to us.

I think people would like you more if your posts were more explicit. What people don't like is xenophobic bullshit like in your first paragraph.
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

"If you do not speak English I am at your disposal with 187 other languages along with their various dialects and sub-tongues."

We shouldn't even have movies that aren't completely in English. If people won't learn the nation's language, they need to get out of our country.
And here's what I don't get: You can post an obscene message like this and no one says anything. If I posted anything close to this explicit, I'd be harassed and told to leave the board. I don't care that it was posted and it doesn't bother me personally. What I don't get and don't approve of is the double standard. Everyone can post stuff like this and no one complains or takes any issue with it whatsoever, but if I'd posted it I'd be hassled. All I have to do is say I don't like some movie or that I think some woman is ugly or a bad actress, or that I don't like whatever song or band, and the whole board comes down on me.

Enjoyed your post though
I'm glad. I try to be humorous in my posts to at least make it semi-worth reading.
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.

Never experienced this
Enjoyed your post though
According to me, yes. I am the person it's usually according to when I'm talking.

I dont speak spanish as well, but i imagine those that do probably understand the jokes told in that language
"It doesnt matter what Bram Stoker has told you dead people don't come back from their graves"

Preach it, sister.
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.

A lot of things that are funny as hell in English, lose a lot when translated into Spanish. Well, the reverse is also true. But a guy who REALLY gets all kind of action from "hot tamale" latinas would probably tend to pick up A LITTLE BIT of Spanishunless he's a total dumbass. Hmmmm.
"Let be be finale of seem/ The only emperor is the Emperor of Ice Cream"

It sure does mate, great film!

Bachelor Party rocks.
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.

Did you ever put your beef in a hotdog bun and offer it to the girl? You know, like in Bachelor Party.

Oh, so all Hispanics are Cuban, I see.
Lol, there we go. Now someone with some sense.
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.

I live in South FL
Oh, so all Hispanics are Cuban, I see.
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

Also, I'm sure you're joking, but I live in South FL. I don't think all Hispanics are "Mexican." I wasn't raised in Boise, Idaho.
I'm
the minority where I live. And the phenomena that I talked about in my original post has been something I've observed for many years now on numerous ocassions.
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.

I'm a full-blooded hispanic and yes sometimes the delivery of a word or phrase can be funny.for instance, take "que, que?". Que means "what" in spanish, but depending on delivery and context it's fkn funnyyou're probably saying to yourself what's so funny about saying "what, what?" and you're right thats not funny, but "que, que?" is funny in the right context

Are you Hispanic? Do Hispanics just find something funny simply for being delivered in an over-the-top, stereotypical Latin way? For instance, Sofia Vergara's heavy accent in Modern Family. Not sure if that's how she really speaks, or it's exaggerated. She sure got some cans, though.
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.

or hell, sometimes it's as simple as the way a word or phrase is delievered

OK, that answer sorta makes sense, even if I can't personally identify with it.
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.

ahhthat makes sense.sometimes a word in spanish has different meanings and although it's mainstream meaning is what is intended in the context of a scene it can also add subtext that illicitis alternate meanings that are hilarious in the mind of a hispanic

Put it this way:
If the character had said it in English, it'd either elicit a chuckle, or nothing at all.
But said in Spanish, it's all of a sudden split your Calvin's funny.
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.

well the quote had to mean something relevant to the scene in order to be funny to a bunch of mexicans

Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. I really don't think it's what they're saying that they're laughing at, but that a movie that is almost primarily in English, has a character that breaks out in Spanish, even if it's just for one line.
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.

Maybe they were saying something funny in Spanish and you just didn't understand it?
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"