The Mexican staring frog of southern Sri Lanka is no match for the Mexican butt-humping bullfrog, which can be seen in the kaiju cl
ass
ic,
WARNING!!! NOT FOR THE FAINT OF FART
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

I think the legendary latino critter, La Cucaracha, has scared more people by 5am than the Staring Frog of Sri Lanka has all day..
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls066138215/

Chupa chupa chupacabras chupacabras chupacabras
Have you heard about the bat?
Eats your goat and then your cat
Soon enough you will not smile
When it comes you'll run a mile!
It says
"Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super!
Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super!"
From Mexico it came to me
I saw it down in Miami
It vamps in and out of style
When it comes you'll go loco esse!

Depends on how many kids the Superstud Naschy has sired
Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-Un and ISIS all support TRUMP, you can too, VOTE TRUMP

Okay but how many of those have been werewolves?

prepared to have your mind blown
http://www.motherjones.com/files/blog_net_illegal_immigration_mexico_2006_2014.jpg
fact - In the last 8 years more mexicans have been leaving the USA to go to mexico than entering the US from mexico.
masuka-fan - "Why build a wall then"
my opinion - "to keep the mexicans from leaving the US"
now thats a mindfuϲk
Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-Un and ISIS all support TRUMP, you can too, VOTE TRUMP

This is why we need to build a wall.

dammit, I just did it again!
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls066138215/

"
duhh
" indeed. I was so upset that I immediately phoned him up to come and lower the carpet levels. His wife, Maria answered and claimed that he was out but I could clearly hear him shouting in the background, making violent threats against her life. I decided to just accept the fact that my carpets were now slightly higher than they previously were and forget all about it but the next day I read in the local newspaper that Maria had been found dead at the bottom of her stairs. The police investigation determined that it was a tragic accident and no charges were ever brought but If you ask me he clearly wanted
TEQUILA TEQUILA!
Get it watched.

lol.i read your post and was like so and what? I didn't scroll down til a few minutes later to catch the punchlineduhh!
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls066138215/

I recently employed a Mexican handyman to lay some new carpets on my hall, stairs and landing. He made a decent enough job of it but once he'd finished and left it was apparent that the floor was a good inch higher against the skirting boards and riser than it used to be. The guy had obviously used too much
UNDERLAY UNDERLAY!
Get it watched.

¡Ay Chihuahua!
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"