tuxedo renting scene in Carrie

Anything 'Tony the Pimp' and 'Hank the Instructor' say in
Dèmoni (1985)
and
Dèmoni 2 l'incubo ritorna (1986)
.
"SILENCE!! QUIET, PEOPLE! LISTEN TO ME!! Let's find the emergency exit!"

In Re-Animator, when he stuck the severed head on that spike for note papers on the desk.
For Grave Encounters I'm Lance Preston.

"Holy s**t the attack of Eddie Munster!"

Day of the Dead - Rhodes - "We need his ass!"
I think it's the way he says it that makes it funny.
or
"I'm running this monkey farm now Frankenstein and I wanna know what the beep you're doing with my time?"
Rhodes is funny
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Sleepaway Camp II:
This has to be funniest question after sex
That was great, thanks a lot. That was fun. Listen, you don't have AIDS or anything, do you? Great! See ya!
Always rememberDon't be a sucker.

The great phone call scene from the "Bobby" story in Dead of Night (1977)/Trilogy of Terror II:
"Why do you keep repeating everything I say?"
"Repeating everything you say?"

"Ain't he got any pride in his home!"
In heaven everything is fine.

"Look what your brother did to the door!!" - The Cook in The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

Palmers' (David Clennon) immortal line reading in John Carpenters' The Thing, when he witnesses the severed head / spider trying to make an escape.
What do you think this is, a signature? It's a way of life!

Yes, I thought of that when watching it again, I especially like the look on Pleasance's face after the kids run off.
I collect dead pigeons then I press them between the pages of a book.

"Hey! Hey, Lonnie! Get yo' ass away from there!"

Couple of good laughs from A Serbian film:
"Blow harder."
and
"Do the kid first."

"Here's Johnny!"
This is your brain on drugs with salt and pepper and a little bit of Tabasco.

The bees not the bees
Punch the girl in bear costume
My name is edward malus
Etc
"It doesnt matter what Bram Stoker has told you dead people don't come back from their graves"

His eyes! What did you do to his eyes!
He has his father's eyes.
The ending of Rosemary's Baby always gave me a chuckle.
-I was born in a crossfire hurricane.

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

Stu - "Did you really call the cops?"
Sydney - "You bet your sweet ass I did."
Stu - "My mom and dad are going to be so mad at me."