I ate about 38, but then I was too stuffed to continue.
The parents must be worried sick.I hope they were girls lol
Always rememberDon't be a sucker.

I ate about 38, but then I was too stuffed to continue.
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

They're transsexuals, please don't call them traps it's rude.

You should've set out traps, like I did.

• Oh, SOMEbody asides me is gonna RUE this here particular day

No kids, but a lot of teenage girls - I didn't expect them to be knocking on my door
Always rememberDon't be a sucker.

None. Something took the bait out of a couple of my traps, though.

• Oh, SOMEbody asides me is gonna RUE this here particular day

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I find Oscar Bait infinitely more interesting than ticket bait

How many did I get? I killed 15. The little bastards were going to egg my house. I know it.

4! Really weak costumes, too. A mess of kids moved into two apartments in my side of the building so I bought candy at the last minute to be a good neighbor but they were nowhere to be found. More for me

Nuts RUIN brownies, cookies, candy and ice-cream.
I'll let you know when I come-up with a new signature,
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A few. One of them had nuts though, blech. What is the world coming to?

I bet you ate a few Brownies thougheh? Eh?
I collect dead pigeons then I press them between the pages of a book.

I don't even get Girl Sprouts any more.
reported, you filthy perv!

None.
I live in the condo section of the neighborhood, and I think the kids just go to the regular houses.
I don't even get Girl Sprouts any more.

Only one group of about 5 kids
So better than last year, when no one came
According to me, yes. I am the person it's usually according to when I'm talking.

4 or 5. More than usual actually.

In the city they pick an apartment building or two and burn them to the ground.

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Living in a city tends to mean no trick or treaters. Not sure what kids usually do in cities. In the burbs we knew which neighborhoods to hit, I guess in a city you pick an apartment building or two, or walk into stores or something? Or maybe their parents drive them out to the suburbs. That's what I'd probably do.

6. More than previous years at least, but still a bummer.

maybe 15

I would say between 30 and 40.

Bring a couple bags of quicklime - some of them have gone off.

Oh good! I'd hate to see any go to waste.
I collect dead pigeons then I press them between the pages of a book.

No probs, I rounded them up with a quad bike and a length of cured intestine. Basement is crammed with the critters. Call round and take your pick.