Are you crazy? Are you on PCP?!?!
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.

Hey, beep you, ballbuster!
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

Go choke a chicken.
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.

u suck

I tried, man. They don't do anything for me. They just
sound
too jokey; too novelty. That first song, "Nutrition," was OK. It had good bass.
Least you got to see 'em. That's cool.
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.

As predicted, the highlight of the weekend was getting to see The Dead Milkmen, one of the most underrated bands of all time. Definitely a top 5 all time band for me. Maybe even top 3. They never fail to put a smile on a face. 10 albums, and every one is totally solid. Ranking them in order from favorite to least would be an impossible task. Unfortunately, they get unfairly labeled as a "novelty band" just because they have funny lyrics.
About an hour after I saw them I was just walking around and I ran into their drummer, Dean Clean. He seemed to recognize me as I was approaching him, but then I realized it was just because I was wearing my Dead Milkmen shirt. I didn't want to be an annoying gushing fan, so I just shook his hand and said "great job!" and moved on.
Some top tracks for the non-believers. I urge you to give them a listen:
Nutrition:
Nitro Burning Funny Cars:
Part 3:
If I had a Gun:
Big Words Make the Baby Jesus Cry:
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

Many different types.
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

Hope you got to see Run the Jewels and Jagwar Ma.
Nope. Not exactly my thang.
"You gotta punch the clyock, why don't you punch your boss?"

Thee Oh Sees
Saw these guys at Coachella a few years back. The lead singer is a total freakshow. Good set nonetheless.
Hope you got to see Run the Jewels and Jagwar Ma.

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

Rogier Creemers

They definitely played Six Pack and Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie. That's really all I remember. Most of the songs I didn't recognize.
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

Gnarly. You remember what songs they played or were you too hammered?
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.

Yeah, saw them last night. I was crazy drunk by that point, but they were pretty beep awesome from what I remember. Tons of energy.
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

Yo bad hombre, see Flag yet or what?
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.

Wow what a great line up! Beach House is currently my second favorite band working right now. They're music is so beautiful, it's almost transcendent!
I also really love Phantogram, STRFKR and Deerhunter. I actually saw STRFKR live earlier this year and it was one of the most fun shows I've ever attended.

How small would Stonehenge be?

"This is Spinal Tap performed by The Midgetmen"
No idea who The Midgetmen are but if it is actually a load of dwarfs and munchkins doing This is Spinal Tap, you should go to that.

I'm seeing Hinds right now. They're probably the best thing playing at the moment, but I'm not that into them, which is why I'm on my phone right now. Their accents are cute though. Thee Oh Sees are playing next. I saw them once before, having not heard them, and they were phenomenal live. I listened to a couple albums since and was not into them at all. It was like a completely different band. I'm sure they'll still rock it live though.
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

Thee Oh Sees and Hinds would be the standouts for me

I'm happy for you. I saw Black Sabbath back in August.
Metallica, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, and My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fan

Whew, OK. I could've made this a very long-winded post, but I will refrain. If crypt_of_Lovecraft sees this, he may be able to go more into specifics (he's the ultimate Black Flag fan.)
Keith Morris was the first singer. From what I've seen of him in Flag, he sings mostly the older material ('78-'81 - it appears some of the material in those years are "up for grabs" since many Black Flag singers sang their versions of these songs, as heard on
Everything Went Black
), but also a bit of
My War.
You should at least check out "Nervous Breakdown" from the
Nervous Breakdown
EP. It's one of their best songs.
I think Black Flag without Ginn is kinda weird since it was definitely his band, but since Flag is made up of all ex-members, it makes it sort of OK.
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.

Okay, this whole Flag/Black Flag thing is confusing. So does Flag only play songs from when Keith Morris was in Black Flag, or do they play stuff from their entire career? I've never even heard Black Flag from the Morris days. I've listened to all their full lengths since you recommended them. In My Head is great, and Slip It In and Loose Nut are pretty good. I'm not too crazy about the rest, but they're alright.
I saw Keith Morris' new band, Off!, twice. Once at a festival, and once opening for Bad Religion. He kind of annoyed me with all his political talk between songs. Just play the beep songs, dude.
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

Flag, that's the version of Black Flag that Keith Morris fronts. I've seen live footage - they fúcking SMOKE! Do NOT miss them!
You got the wrong guy, mang. I don't come off no banana boat.