A Nightmare on Elm Street- NO
Friday the 13th - NO
Hellraiser - NO
Child's Play - NO
Evil Dead - Maybe
Saw - NO
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - definately Yes
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Liking his music in no way means liking his crappy movies, bub.
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People who like his crappy band would go see them and horror fans would protest and bitch on these boards.
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They would all be pretty shìtty.

He already remade TCM and Friday the 13th. They were called House of 1000 Corpses and Halloween I/II.
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Nightmare on Elm Street No. Springwood is a middle-class town; Zombie's white trash characters would be out of place.
Friday the 13th No. Like
Elm Street
, the kids that come to Crystal Lake are middle-class kids, not white trash.
Hellraiser Maybe could be neat? I'm not a huge
Hellraiser
fan so him butchering that series is like whatever to me.
Child's Play Hell no. Chucky a little pervert? Andy foul mouthed? And the mom would be Sheri Moon.
Evil Dead Only if Zombie grew a sense of humor.
Saw No.
Saw
is just as much about clever twists as it is about gore. Zombie can't do twists. Or clever.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre Maybe? Would end up like
House of 1000 Corpses
, where no one cares for the protagonists.

A Nightmare on Elm Street - No
Friday the 13th - Yes
Hellraiser - No
Child's Play - No
Evil Dead - No
Saw - Maybe
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Yes
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Sherrie Moon Zombie would be in all them and so would Malcolm McDowell.
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i think he'd be better suited for TCM

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A Nightmare on Elm Street = there would be kids who were tramps and freddie would be a fockin tramp too. his wife would appear in it and show her ass
Friday the 13th = jason would be a tramp in a mask and he would chase kids who are also a bunch of tramps. rob zombies wife would appear and show her ass
Hellraiser = a tramp summons a load of other tramps from hell, pinhead would say things like 'im from beep hell and ive come to do evil beep things and other beep and he would scratch his balls. RZ wife would appear nude for no reason, possibly in pinheads dream
Child's Play = chuckie would be a small tramp, RZ wife would be chuckies nude mother
Evil Dead = a load of tramps go to the woods, where they find tramp demons, RZ wife would be naked, and she would suck off a tree and say things like, 'oh you've got wood'
Saw = tramps and traps . RZ wife naked in a dream.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre = there would be a massacre , in texas, involving a chainsaw, and tramps. no nudity from RZ wife as shes 67 by now and people are fockin sick of even looking at her
so thats definitely how it would go
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Exactly the same and starring Sherri Moon Zombie.
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