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You type to damn much! Fuck off you dumb vegan ****. Go eat a steak!
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I never identify with the villain in a movie, but I do find myself identifying with real-life villains, in particular circumstances.
I don't with movie villains, particularly because, the character of the villain is often (unrealistically) exaggerated to villainous extremes to make certain he doesn't have a redeemable trait. Not only does the movie villain kill innocent people, he's also a jerk, and doesn't help old ladies cross the street. He's not written for you to like him.
In addition to this, the movie villain often has the strength and man advantage over the protagonist, and the good guy must overcome hurdles and obstacles to stop him.
It's quite the opposite in reality, where "the good guys" outrank the "villain" in number of men, weaponry, and power, to the point where the villain becomes a victim himself with no chance to defend him/herself and avoid the altercation. We see this in criminal trials, reality undercover shows, and police body cam footage of apprehending a suspect (the police usually win).
If Die Hard were real life, Bruce Willis would be the lone terrorist, and Gruber and his crew would be the police looking for him. And they'd win. That's how good guy/bad guy situations happen in real life.
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But I wanted to be a serial killer toooooo!! Mommy, mommy!!! Daddy done killing them all and didn't leave one for meeee!
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I'm confused: are you LARPing as the… um… owner here? Are you saying he's a serial killer? Who or what is topkek?
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time for me to go check on my awesome internet message board. oh yeah, by the way, traffic has never been better on my awesome internet message board. did you know i once was a ninja turtle? can i interest you in some bitcoin? hey ladies, i have a face and it's beckoning you to come and sit on it. sorry, ben. join me and my brother in wishing filmboards a wicked 6th anniversary. topkek
also lebron james is a goat.
Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one.

Actually quite the opposite: it's the silent "nice" types you need to worry about. None of my neighbors would ever call me that!
Back on topic:
Madam, you look ravishing. This scarf is so you. Let me adjust that for you, then you'll look perfect!
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(Damn, this thread is really cathartic for me. Let's see:)
Doctor, I've been having withdrawal symptoms since my last kill. Gets up from couch and paces office Mind if I borrow your paper cutter?
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LOL!!
Damn! I better land the soon, or this one is gonna stink up the plane!
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I feel like a loser cos I haven't had my first kill yet. Anybody wanna volunteer?
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