Theda. How appropriately MaXXXine! lol
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

a guy opens his front door in the morning and he walks outside and the paperboy throws his newspaper at him and it hit him in the head and he almost got knocked out cold. he went back inside the house to brush his teeth. everybody hates this guy because he likes silent movies. he has to deal with these itiots every single day because they also make fun of him. he brushed his teeth and he heard a weird noise, so he looked under the sink and he saw a dvd copy of cleopatra(1917), he started jumping around like he just won the lottery. he layed the dvd on top of the bath tub and it fell in when the water was on. the man walked back in the restroom and the dvd was gone. he wooked in the bath tub and the dvd got soap and water all over it and he screamed no!!!!!.
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a man walked his dog in the park in the morning and the dog had to go poop, so the dog went by a tree where a film can was buried in the ground saying "cleopatra (1917)" and the dog did his business all over it and it got rotten.
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a boy named tommy has just turned 10 years old and it was his birthday and his family went in the attic and just a film can as a birthday cake dish. he blew out his candle and the saw the film can saying "cleopatra(1917)" and he says "holy shoot" and he opens up the film can and he finds nothing but jelly pictures of theda bara as the queen of the nile. the boy screams noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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in 2000, a woman working at wal-mart found a dvd version of cleopatra(1917) laying on the dirty floor in the backroom with all of the junk food and trash cans outside. she saw saw it and picked it up and a huge rat showed up and she dropped the dvd and ran out of the backroom screaming. she ran back in a few minutes later and the dvd was gone.
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a lady working at a hollwood video rental store in LA found a vhs print from the early 1980s in the room on a shelf in a box full of old videos being ready to be trown in the trash. the lady said what the heck and she took it home. as she was driving home, she stopped at a drug store to buy a pack of cigarettes and her car was stolen and the fell from the car door when it was stolen and after that it was ran over a number of times. too bad.
i guess it is one of those lost films that you just can't see.
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