Bobby Tomlinson said...
Oh speaking of…I’m going to watch all of Gavin and Stacey on iPlayer so I’ll be all caught up for the last ever episode this Christmas! Wish me luck!!
The last ever, last ever Bobby?
Will James Corduroy go back to the US and leave us all alone?
I can't believe they are trying to tie him to Christmas and also saying that it's the last, last one ever, ever
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∂³∑x² said...
We could just get a young Jimmy Savile and be done with it all Bobby
Oh speaking of…I’m going to watch all of Gavin and Stacey on iPlayer so I’ll be all caught up for the last ever episode this Christmas! Wish me luck!!
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
The actor is dead anyway. We could use the actor that I’m going to get to play young Den when I get the chance to make my Enders prequel.
We could just get a young Jimmy Savile and be done with it all Bobby
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∂³∑x² said...
We could have Den come our from the wings of the studio and beat the kid Bobby
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… Too Jimmy Savile
The actor is dead anyway. We could use the actor that I’m going to get to play young Den when I get the chance to make my Enders prequel.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
Ha ha just imagine the boy pointing the sonic screwdriver at Angie and her screaming and falling over.
We could have Den come our from the wings of the studio and beat the kid Bobby
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… Too Jimmy Savile
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∂³∑x² said...
I forgot about the goblins!
Or we could get Angie from Enders on!
Ha ha just imagine the boy pointing the sonic screwdriver at Angie and her screaming and falling over.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
I don’t know and I’m getting confused. I don’t want to use the Maestro anymore…let’s use one of these goblins from the Christmas special.
I forgot about the goblins!
Or we could get Angie from Enders on!
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∂³∑x² said...
If they identify as a them (Or a she) are they even a transvestite then Bobby?
I don’t know and I’m getting confused. I don’t want to use the Maestro anymore…let’s use one of these goblins from the Christmas special.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
I can’t remember now if the trannie who played the Maestro identified as a he, she or them. I think it was them.
If they identify as a them (Or a she) are they even a transvestite then Bobby?
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∂³∑x² said...
I'm always confused about the prefix 'trans' Bobby. It means to be going to somewhere else, in movement. So unless a transwoman has cut her penis off is she still a man or does the willy have to come off and then, if that's the case, can't we then dump the 'trans' part.
At least I can understand transvestite as that's a temporary state of affair to do with dressing up
I can’t remember now if the trannie who played the Maestro identified as a he, she or them. I think it was them.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
I’m using ‘trannie’ as short for transvestite. I call transsexuals by the sex by which they have transitioned.
The only ones of these that I can actually remember are the bird people and Sue Tech. Sue Tech would be too dear to do. Anyway it doesn’t matter because by the time we get this show running, Shooty will have faced the Daleks and he won’t even be playing the Doctor, it will be an actor of none binary stock as it should be!
I'm always confused about the prefix 'trans' Bobby. It means to be going to somewhere else, in movement. So unless a transwoman has cut her penis off is she still a man or does the willy have to come off and then, if that's the case, can't we then dump the 'trans' part.
At least I can understand transvestite as that's a temporary state of affair to do with dressing up
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∂³∑x² said...
Well let's see. We have that drag queen person (Are they a tranny?!?
), the snot monster, the ambulance robot, a mysterious future ghost reflection of Rubi Tuesday, the bird people doing cosplay and the big Egyptian doggie from Mars.
I think that's them all, no wait! The big bugs that at everyone on their bubble phones too
I’m using ‘trannie’ as short for transvestite. I call transsexuals by the sex by which they have transitioned.
The only ones of these that I can actually remember are the bird people and Sue Tech. Sue Tech would be too dear to do. Anyway it doesn’t matter because by the time we get this show running, Shooty will have faced the Daleks and he won’t even be playing the Doctor, it will be an actor of none binary stock as it should be!
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
I can’t even remember any of Shooty’s villains though oh wait yeah I do….we could get that trannie to play the Maestro! They will do it for free too because it’s vulnerable people.
Well let's see. We have that drag queen person (Are they a tranny?!?
), the snot monster, the ambulance robot, a mysterious future ghost reflection of Rubi Tuesday, the bird people doing cosplay and the big Egyptian doggie from Mars.
I think that's them all, no wait! The big bugs that at everyone on their bubble phones too
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∂³∑x² said...
I do love that idea Bobby but Shooty has yet to see a Dalek in his time as The Doctor
That would be like having Doctor Jodie kiss River Song. It just wouldn't make sense
I can’t even remember any of Shooty’s villains though oh wait yeah I do….we could get that trannie to play the Maestro! They will do it for free too because it’s vulnerable people.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
We could just do it live in the studio! That would be special without costing an arm and a leg. We could even get some old Dalek prop to come on going ‘exterminate exterminate’ and Shooty can hand the lad his sonic screwdriver and say ‘point it at the Dalek and press this button here’. The Dalek would then explode (very mildly), the audience would cheer and the boy would be well chuffed.
I do love that idea Bobby but Shooty has yet to see a Dalek in his time as The Doctor
That would be like having Doctor Jodie kiss River Song. It just wouldn't make sense
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∂³∑x² said...
I think they both should be very happy with a Wimpy and a can of pop Bobby
I mean they've each travelled further than most people in the UK ever will and so why not enjoy the homestead?
We could just do it live in the studio! That would be special without costing an arm and a leg. We could even get some old Dalek prop to come on going ‘exterminate exterminate’ and Shooty can hand the lad his sonic screwdriver and say ‘point it at the Dalek and press this button here’. The Dalek would then explode (very mildly), the audience would cheer and the boy would be well chuffed.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
Do they get to go on adventure together or would it just be a meet and greet in a Costa Coffee or somewhere like that?
I’m just thinking about cost, you see.
I think they both should be very happy with a Wimpy and a can of pop Bobby
I mean they've each travelled further than most people in the UK ever will and so why not enjoy the homestead?
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∂³∑x² said...
Canal boat is good but just off the mark for the sensitive culture we live in these days Bobby.
I'd prefer something like "I'm the child of a Rwandan refugee from the winning side of that genocide and I'd really like to meet the new Doctor Who"
Think of the joy and cultural barriers we can break down with something like that Bobby
Do they get to go on adventure together or would it just be a meet and greet in a Costa Coffee or somewhere like that?
I’m just thinking about cost, you see.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
That sounds like a fantastic idea!!
We can fix it for adults with vulnerabilities and also adults who have been through a really tough time of it of late. We can give them something nice to put a spring in their steps.
We start off with a big sob story like ‘my canal boat blew up with everyone who I loved on board’ and then the next bit could be us arranging a fun day out for that person at Alton Towers!
Canal boat is good but just off the mark for the sensitive culture we live in these days Bobby.
I'd prefer something like "I'm the child of a Rwandan refugee from the winning side of that genocide and I'd really like to meet the new Doctor Who"
Think of the joy and cultural barriers we can break down with something like that Bobby
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∂³∑x² said...
Yeah, we could grant adults their wishes and have some fun with that Bobby
It also takes it away from the Savile thing and makes it a whole new show.
We could work with adults with vulnerabilities like the ones you work with in real life
That sounds like a fantastic idea!!
We can fix it for adults with vulnerabilities and also adults who have been through a really tough time of it of late. We can give them something nice to put a spring in their steps.
We start off with a big sob story like ‘my canal boat blew up with everyone who I loved on board’ and then the next bit could be us arranging a fun day out for that person at Alton Towers!
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
I don’t want to do it on my own, I get anxiety. How about we do the show for adults instead. Adults are like big children anyway and they also would love wishes granted.
Yeah, we could grant adults their wishes and have some fun with that Bobby
It also takes it away from the Savile thing and makes it a whole new show.
We could work with adults with vulnerabilities like the ones you work with in real life
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∂³∑x² said...
I don't tend to kick around with children Bobby
I've nothing against them, they just take up a lot of time and attention and would be better suited to someone who has either for them
You can do it all by yourself. There would be a bigger budget if there was only one person helping the children
I don’t want to do it on my own, I get anxiety. How about we do the show for adults instead. Adults are like big children anyway and they also would love wishes granted.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
Why should they host it and not us two?! What makes them so much better?!!
I don't tend to kick around with children Bobby
I've nothing against them, they just take up a lot of time and attention and would be better suited to someone who has either for them
You can do it all by yourself. There would be a bigger budget if there was only one person helping the children
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∂³∑x² said...
I don't think anyone could touch a show like Jim'll Fix It again Bobby
Someone like Richard Osman or Nick Frost could do something similar but it would have to be completely different
Why should they host it and not us two?! What makes them so much better?!!
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