Millard pls

I’ll never satisfy you will I so this one is for you…
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!

^Yorkshire accent that impersonates a scottish accent and lancashire accent so much they're all entwined in one vocaroo

Seeing as some people take umbrage with my being thoughtful and making myself easier for you to understand, here’s my new entry…
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!

They're lyrics from a tv show called only fools and horses.

Bobby Tomlinson said...
Honestly it’s fine! I have played Matchmaker Matchmaker make me a match lots of times now and I’m really really good at it!
If you say so!
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∂³∑x² said...
This sounds like it's getting into pimping territory Bobby. You've got to be careful with that, especially this time of year when it gets dark early. You might get all 3 of you locked up and miss the Tuffet special and Enders (And Wallace and Gromit!).
Honestly it’s fine! I have played Matchmaker Matchmaker make me a match lots of times now and I’m really really good at it!
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!

Bobby Tomlinson said...
Sally Anne will definitely go because I will harangue her until she does. If Benny doesn’t turn up then I’ll just take her to his house.
This sounds like it's getting into pimping territory Bobby. You've got to be careful with that, especially this time of year when it gets dark early. You might get all 3 of you locked up and miss the Tuffet special and Enders (And Wallace and Gromit!).
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Sally Anne will definitely go because I will harangue her until she does. If Benny doesn’t turn up then I’ll just take her to his house.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!

What if one shows up but the other doesn't?
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No it’s alright they’ll both love it when they get there and meet each other.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!

Well we can't set them up on a date if they haven't agreed to it Bobby. That's just not cricket
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Sally Anne still hasn’t replied (I’ve sent her ten messages so if she hasn’t replied yet by tomorrow then I’ll go round to hers). I haven’t told Benny about it yet.
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As Benny agreed to it yet Bobby?
Has Sally?
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Ok. I’ll post the ballot on Friday 12th of December, which is the day before Benny meets Sally Anne at Dunham Massey and they both fall in love. 🥰
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!

That's right Bobby we did introduce him to Thank Goodness You're Here and he said he liked it
Now, and this is important. I'm really not up for winning as I don't want a fancy lit up name
But
you
have to be careful to count the votes properly and not allow for any idea that you've cheated or have received votes from people not using the systems given to us here.
We also need to make sure that all those socks don't "Use two mobile phones" to shift the vote in their favour.
AND you've got to watch out for Tara in case she gets her mafia cyberhacker terrorists to flood the board at the last minute and send her into the lead.
Got it?
Now you need to set a time and hope that Nimba shows up to agree to these terms
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That sounds like a lovely prize!
Hey
@Nimba
how about it?
He likes us because we introduced him to Thank Goodness You’re Here.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!

You should get Nimba to do coloured letters for the winner's username here. People like stuff like that
That would be a reason for people to join in so that they can claim to be superior over others with their fancy lit up name.
See what you can do Bobby and see if you can tag Nimda and get him to make it a little worth everyone's while.
Even if it's just temporary for the Christmas period or something
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No we’ve got to be fair about it and put it to the vote. I’ll give it a few more days yet though as we might see one or two more entering if we’re lucky.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!

I don't play to win though Bobby and so I am happy for you to win. I take that as a win personally and so we both win in a way
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It looks like it will only be me and you in this compo, Siggy. Me and you going head to head for first place and the loser gets second.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!

If M&Ms was called Smart-E then maybe /.
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'Cause if you want the best ones
But you don't ask questions
Are these Eminem lyrics?
My password is password.

Yes, run along and take your fake accent with you inserts angry emoji I don't know the code for so we're going with an angry5
*my mistake, I meant an angry 2
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