Best to start drinking immediately in my experience.
Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

That's the type of game where if you play it long enough (like over 100 times) then it may actually drive you to drink.

your opinion isn't worth the dicks you eat.
Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

You sound like the loneliest ****** of all time, Stay Puft.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

It is one of those games best begun with at least 5-8 people and several cases of beer around 6pm on a Friday or Saturday. You spend several hours drinking, shooting the bull, and trying your best to strategize through an alcohol induced haze. Even better if one of those playing is a natural comedian who tells the kind of stories that cause side splitting laughter with punchlines timed to make you shoot beer threw your nose mid chug. Good times. Goddamn good times!
Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

Try Lux Delux. It is a bit more of a challenge.
https://sillysoft.net/lux/
Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

It’s ****ing easy. Take any of the southern continents first then expand elsewhere. Always use the Blacks.
I used to play the Hasbro computer game which was made by morons and was extremely buggy. Anyways I persevered through Hasbro’s inadequacies and always conquered the world. Was most powerful 6 year old in history
Stop.

Risk takes too long to play. I don't think I've ever finished a game.
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I only talk about dicks on this forum. How could I not? Here I encounter rocket the dickhead. Warren the stupid **** who doesnt know dick about anything. Toastedcheese the dick licker. Conman the **** throwing monkey who ain't worth dick. Kayla the ugly 300lb communist who couldnt get dick if she ran naked through a prison full of rapists. And of course
that fellow Hungry the dick eater
.
Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

The only one projecting is you, who constantly talks about dicks, you fat ass ******.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

You must be Hungry. You project when you are Hungry. Eat another dick why dont you.
Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

No thanks, i'm not a fat bald ****** who still lives with his mom, like you.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

Speaking of massive size from eating dicks how are you enjoying your time in Papua New Guinea? I hear they had a magnitude 7.6 earthquake the other day. Did you fall out of bed?
Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

Judging by the size of your massive belly I would say you've been eating dicks for years.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

I give you the only response you deserve.
Are you Hungry?
Eat another dick.
Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

Are you a retarded repeat monkey?
Your lack of ability to come up with anything else to say boldly declares that you are.
Fat bitch.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

Are you Hungry?
Eat another dick.
Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

There's you, your mother, and your brother. Who is this fabled fourth player?
Probably the nurse who takes care of you all.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.