The Second Greatest Story Ever Told: The Koran

Five Brothers
The Teenage Rascals
Illegally Blonde
Bad Will Hunting
We don't talk about Bruno! No, no, no!

3 Guns
Freddy Got Shafted
Happy Triple Death Day
400
Old 2: Young
Titanic 2: Still Sinking
We don't talk about Bruno! No, no, no!

lol, "Dirty Harry: Harry Gets Cleaned Up."
Or just, "Clean Harry."

Fast Times at Ridgemont High Reunion
The House Next to the Last House on the Left
Lethal Weapon Retirement Party
Dirty Harry at the Old Folks Home
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Thanks!

Yes, I did get that one. Cute!

I like this one, from my OP:
Why Was Eight Afraid of Ten? Because Tenet Nine
Although it won't make sense to people who don't know the "Why is six afraid of seven?" joke.

I agree!

Personally, I like the
Support Your Local Defunded Policeman
one. Very timely.

GMTA - I had Apocalypse Later too (it's in the second post in this thread, but obviously it's impossible to remember all the submissions).

A few more I thought of (this is so dumb, lol):
Sweet Bird of Old Age
Suddenly, Last Autumn
Apocalypse Later
The Higher and the Mightier
She Wore a Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
Support Your Local Defunded Policeman

Star Trek: No Man
No Time to Live
The Damned United - Hillsborough

Even More Dazed and Confused
The Lunch Club
Handsome in Blue
Sixty-five Candles
Friday the 13th 13
A Nightmare on Friday (Freddy/Jason)
Gremlins 3: The Final Batch
University Cop
After Midnight
Wayne's World 3
Ghost Universe
Feast of Chucky
Uber Driver
The Dark Knight Returns
The Matrix Rehabilitations
The Truman Film
Found in Translation
Alchemically Profound Pulp Fiction
Get In
Candyman: Sequestration of the Soul
A Panacea for Desolation (James Bond)
Decoction Incorporated (James Bond)
The World will Live Another Day (James Bond)
Killer Klowns
The Loquacity of the Lambs
Camp Crystal Lake
Super Mario World

The long-titled one reminds me of "Me and You and a Dog Named Boo."

Rural Cowboy
Saturday Night Covid
Clean Hairy
The Good The Bad and The Beautiful
The Godmother
The Right Wing Stuff
When Harry Met Sally and Julie and Marie and Laura and a dog named Ralph
The Green Kilometer
Full Metal Windbreaker
Rambo replaces the Army, Navy and the Marines

Lol these are so funny!
suck it.

Top Gun Free Zone
The Godmother
Raging COw
Romeo and Julio
the screaming of the mutton
singing in the smog
Uber driver

Old Rascals
Pride and the woke
sister act 3: breaking the habit
2 fast, 2 curious
I know what you did roughly 5 summers ago
Dude! There's my car!
The Hangover, intervention

My favorites are the Thrice one and the Thelma & Louise one.
On a related note (Thelma & Louise), the other day, there was a Growing Pains episode from 1987 on TV with Brad Pitt in it, and then a couple days later, there was a Family Ties episode from 1984 on, with Geena Davis in it.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Adult
Thelma and Louise: Dead and Loving It
Melting Polar Ice Station Zebra: Revenge of the Hungry Bears
Deliverance by FedEx Ground
The Dirty Baker’s Dozen: More Depraved than Ever!
You Only Live Thrice
Top Gun II: Same Story, But Gayer Still
One Flew a Drone Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
10 A.M. Cowboy
Difficult Rider
Hate Story
The Dunwich Comedy
Toyota! Toyota! Toyota! - Japan Strikes Back!

, especially Wilted Magnolias.

African American Women In Black
Wilted Magnolias
Pulp Reality
Reservoir Cats

Oh Good Grief!