The greatest cliché of any movie are wet roads.
Our election was hijacked. There is no question. Congress has a duty to #ProtectOurDemocracy & #FollowTheFacts.

wet roads, etc… this drives me crazy!
Our election was hijacked. There is no question. Congress has a duty to #ProtectOurDemocracy & #FollowTheFacts.

So this will all now be lost, like tears in the rain.
What a sad day for IMDb.
If the opposite of Love is indifference, what's the opposite of Hate?

A woman giving birth on a show

These are a few chliches that get under my skin when I notice them:

1. Roger Ebert's "Me-Push-Pull-You" rule, where if a man and a woman are running from danger, the man will drag the woman behind him by the hand, while she gasps and tries to keep up.
2. Kitchen Karaoke, where female leads dance around the kitchen to a song blasting on the soundtrack, pretending to sing into spoons and spatulas, shutting cabinet drawers with their hips, etc.
3. Fake Punk Rockers (mostly in 1980s films), where a tough "punk rock" character simply has blue hair and some eye make-up. Too bad the actors almost never have the nerve to go all the way and shave their heads, wear a mohawk, safety-pin piercing, etc.

Small town girl/guy wants to escape her/his boring country life to experience the excitement of the big city.
Big city girl/guy wants to escape her/his hectic life to experience the calm and relaxing of small town life.
My counter argument is that I'm offended.

This is an observation on the genius hacker who can break into the big system database or local hard drive on anyone's laptop just by typing rapidly for about 10 seconds and then shouts "I'm in!" (This has been done to death).
If they do that then they never bother to log off after they find whatever they want to find, hence alerting the person that owns the laptop that someone has been using it as soon as they get back or try to log in from another computer.
Always remember to log off, genius hacker!!!
If the opposite of Love is indifference, what's the opposite of Hate?

When the hero must stop the evil computer program from completing or an email of utmost secrecy from being sent he will grab his gun and shootthe monitor? And in a burst of sparks the world is saved.
My counter argument is that I'm offended.

Some sympathetic character, not a villain, in a precarious position trying to climb a cliff wall is about to make it to the top, someone is there reaching down to help, and the climber's foot slips. Sometimes the person reaching down grabs the climber's hand just in time.

As far as I can tell there are 4 different kinds of neck snaps.
The neck snap from behind which is a big production with lots of movement usually done in slow motion.
The one handed neck snap usually comes as a surprise. The guy doing the neck snap is usually holding the victims jaw almost in a caress. Then snap!
The bent over neck snap usually occurs after a big tussle. The victim is bent over at the waist and the neck snapper grabs him by the head/neck and quickly lifts until crack.
There is a lesser used one in which the two grapplers are facing back to back. The neck snapper grabs the victim by the head and breaks his neck over his shoulder.
I wonder if the snapping of necks is done because it is cheap and quick.
My counter argument is that I'm offended.

It doesn't matter the topic of the scifi show. It could be time travel, aliens among us, or some secret society. The characters try to hide their scifiness. They make sure they don't mention the future or the past, they hide that they are from another world, or are careful nobody follows them to their secret hideout. In the real world nobody would care if you accidentally slip your from the year 7325. They'd think your nuts. Nobody would care if you started speaking in your planets' language of Beta Alpha Prime. You're a super nerd. And the fact you run from corner to corner always looking over your shoulder? Paranoid nut ball high on meth.
Yeah, it's a show and all but nobody really believes in time travel, aliens living on our planet, or a secret organization formed to fight the forces of evil. Sure, some of you are saying "it's possible!" But do you think your neighbor is from the future? Or he is truly from another world (well.), or that he saved the planet 10 times over from robotic lizards?
As an experiment just try to do those things in public.
I seem to remember reading a blog where it would be fun to pretend to be The Doctor and let slip that you are from the future. Maybe it was like Talk Like a Pirate day.
Edited: Found it!
http://www.nationaldaycalendar.com/pretend-to-be-a-time-traveler-day-december-8/
My counter argument is that I'm offended.

So our hero is surrounded by 10 or 100 or 1000 minions of the bad guy, the number doesn't matter. He will kick, punch, shoot, slice, dice, snap, crush, crack, etc everyone that comes his way. But they keep coming. Even that last minion. Despite seeing every one of his buddies get killed in grotesque and horrible ways he'll attack the hero. Just once I'd like to see that last guy just drop his weapons and bad guy uniform and say "That's it, I quit! Screw you guys, I'm going home." Then walk off the battlefield fully intact.
My counter argument is that I'm offended.

As far as I can tell their are 2 different types of prophecies.
The self fulfilling prophecy where just by saying or believing in the prophecy makes it come true.
Or its the gibberish prophecy where the prophecy is told and it makes no sense until after it is complete and we look back and put it all together.
My counter argument is that I'm offended.

Making cups of tea or coffee at home in mugs.
These are made with boiling water and we all know that the mug is bloody hot.
So why is it that a freshly brewed mug is handed to someone who takes it in their hands (not by the handle) and says thanks or something similar?
Nobody ever, ever, hands a mug of hot tea or coffee to someone like that.
Except on TV, where they all seem to have asbestos hands.
If the opposite of Love is indifference, what's the opposite of Hate?

The "good" wife is always named Claire, and the "good" daughter is always named Sarah. The bad wife smokes cigarettes, wears tank tops with her bra straps showing and is always named Sheila or some other shanty Irish name.
The number one cliché always: the good guy/girl whacks the bad guy over the head, he falls down, and THEY TURN THEIR BACK ON HIM!

That something is rarely even told following that line. It is usually followed by a phone call, a knock on the door, someone else entering the room, etc. Even after that interruption the subject isn't returned to until a much later date if ever.
My counter argument is that I'm offended.

I found this list and thought it was pretty funny as it is filled with anti-clichés. Sorry it's not numbered my copy/paste failed to pick up them up.
The Top 100 Things I'd Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."
After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."
When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.
I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.
I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.
I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)
No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.
No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.
I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.
My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape

I have finally seen the cliche I listed broken! At the end of a recent episode of The Muppets TV series there is a sexy fight at Gonzo's apartment between two bikini clad models and Camila the chicken. At the end the models question why there are feathers with memory foam pillows and the camera pans down to the naked chicken. Well done Muppets!

I don't think I have ever seen a pillow fight that does not end with the pillows opening and feathers flying out creating a mess. EVER! Usually the fighters collapse in laughter instead of being angry about the mess they have just created. Doesn't anyone have foam filled pillows? Why are the seams on pillows so fragile?

The protagonist is suffering a horrible nightmare. The scene cuts to him/her sitting in bed sweating and screaming. He/she then turns to their partner lying in bed next to them and we find out the nightmare isn't over when the partner is covered in blood or turns into a monster or something equally nightmarish. The protagonist then sits up again sweating and screaming.
My counter argument is that I'm offended.

I have a mate who is afraid of wearing out the hand brake. He has no concern about the weight of his car resting on the bolts holding the engine and transmission together, however.

I believe most cars in the USA have automatic transmissions. I never use my parking brake unless I am parked on a steep hill.

Does anyone in an American movie use the handbrake?
And all cops in nightclubs notice the bad guys who are wearing coats because it's always June and isn't it a little warm to be wearing a jacket in June? There's never a cold snap it's just June!

nobody locks their door after they let the guest in.