I Eat Boys - Chloe Moriondo
Don't look at me like that, eyes on the pavement
Walking but my legs are shaking
Hands off kid or you'll wake up in my basement
And all of the feds have to break in
Cause I eat boys
Yeah, I get them gory
You can't control me
Cause I wrote this story
Yeah, I eat boys and I get them bloody
You'll never notice, I stayed home to study
So don't look at me like that, eyes on the pavement
Now your legs are shaking
Hands off kid or you'll wakе up in my basement
And all the fеds will have to break-in
And I planned this to begin with
So you won't notice until I'm under your skin
I'll eat you whole
Pull out your teeth and take your soul
And stir some blood into the punch bowl
Cause I eat boys
Yeah, I get them gory
You can't control me
Cause I wrote this story
Yeah, I eat boys and I get them bloody
You'll never notice, I stayed home to study
So don't look at me like that, eyes on the pavement
Now your legs are shaking
Hands off kid or you'll wake up in my basement
And all the feds'll have to break-in
Never lose your desire.

When You Fucked Grandpa - Blink 182
When you ****ed grandpa
Did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you 'til the sun did rise?
And did he look into your eyes
And ask you to fellate him
And stick a finger or two in his ass?
He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total ****ing asshole
Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass
When you ****ed grandpa
Did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head
And was it on your mother's bed?
He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total ****ing asshole
Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass
This is ****ing stupid, man
I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather,
I mean, you guys are related, what's he gonna do?
Take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed?
Man, you like to **** him in the butt and
Have everyone come in and watch and masturbate and cum all over the place?
This is stupid, I hate you all,
I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight, man, this is stupid!
I hate you!
Never lose your desire.

I loved this song in my late teens

I love this song so much.
Bitch I go so hard!
Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.

donut man
men are men and women are women.

I know.
Tasteful smut aside, this is actually one of my favourite songs.
Hark! Harold the angel sings.

HOLY SHIT
That voice and those lyrics
He needs a spanking (and not in a sexual way lol)
come here

I'm taking a moment just imagining that I'm dancing with you
I'm your pole and all you're wearing is your shoes
You got soul, you know what to do to turn me on
Until I write a song about you
And you have your own engaging style
And you've got the knack to vivify
And you make my slacks a little tight
You may unfasten them if you like
That's if you crash and spend the night
But you don't fold, you don't fade
You got everything you need, especially me
Sister, you've got it all
You make the call to make my day
In your message say my name
Your talk is all the talk
Sister, you've got it all
You got it all
Curl your upper lip up and let me look around
Ride your tongue along your bottom lip then bite down
And bend your back and ask those hips if I can touch
'Cause they're the perfect jumping off point
Getting closer to your butterfly
Will you float on by?
Oh, kiss me with your eyelashes tonight
Or Eskimo your nose real close to mine
And let's mood the lights and finally make it right
But you don't fold, you don't fade
You got everything you need, especially me
Sister, you've got it all
You make the call to make my day
In your message say my name
Your talk is all the talk
Sister, you've got it all
You got it all, you got it all, you got it all
You got it all, you got it all, you got it all
You got it all, woo, hey baby, uh
You've got it all
Doll, I need to see you pull your knee socks up
Let me feel you upside down, slide in, slide out
Slide over here, climb into my mouth now child
Butterfly well you landed on my mind
Damn right you landed on my ear and then you crawled inside
And now I see you perfectly behind closed eyes
I want to fly with you and I don't want to lie to you
'Cause I, 'cause I can't recall a better day
So I'm coming to shine on the occasion
You're an open-minded lady, you've got it all
And I never forget a face
Except for maybe my own, I have my days
And let's face the fact here
It's you who's got it all
You know that fortune favors the brave
Well let me get paid while I make your breakfast
The rest is up to you, you make the call
You make the call to make my day
In your message say my name
Your talk is all the talk
Sister, you've got it all
I can't recall a better day
So I'm coming to shine on the occasion
Hey sophisticated lady, oh you got it all
You got it all, you got it all
You got it all, you got it all, you got it all
You got it all, you got it all, you got it all
You got it all! Hey! You got it all!
You got it all
You got it all
You got it all
Butterfly, baby, well you got it all.
Hark! Harold the angel sings.

La Macarena
It didn’t matter because no one spoke Spanish tho
come here

Pale, pubescent beasts roam through the streets
And coffee-shops
Their prey gather in herds in stiff knee-length skirts and white ankle-socks
But while they search for a mate my type hibernate
In bedrooms above
Composing their songs of love
Young, uniform minds in uniform lines
And uniform ties
Run round with trousers on fire and signs of desire they cannot disguise
While I try to find words as light as the birds
That circle above
To put in my songs of love
Fate doesn't hang on a wrong or right choice
Fortune depends on the tone of your voice
So sing while you have time
Let the song shine down from above
And fill you with songs of love
Fate doesn't hang on a wrong or right choice
Fortune depends on the tone of your voice
So let's sing while we still can
While the song hangs high up above
Wonderful songs of love
Beautiful songs of love
Ding Dong
!