Yaaaaaaas
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/13/uk-to-ban-mass-gatherings-in-coronavirus-u-turn
Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

WELL! Let me tell you!
Only kidding. You were good as gold! If that disturbs you, change the substance.

I have no ****onf memory whatever of what I’ve been doing this weekend.
lol it took me ages to to this
Yaaas
Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

My playlist shuffle just played Gorillaz
5/4
and Radiohead
Morning Mr Magpie
back to back. Reminded me of your upcoming gigs. Albarn then Yorke!

Yeah my friend was due to fly to Liverpool with Flymaybe then onto Benidorm (eew) luckily she got to L'pool by other means. I told her I'm not allowing her near me when she gets back! Didn't realise they'd been taken over by Virgin though.
God, I'd love to be told to stay at home for 3 months! I've been shopping in town this morning and it was really quiet, I had my anti-bacterial wipes with me though!

Haha I just booked a flight back home and it was horrendousLG expensive. Flybe have died and are now Virgin right?
Also, I’m perhaps speaking out of turn, but I’m wrecked. My company (one of the big ones) are about to instigate a complete travel ban where everyone has to work from home
Works for me
Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Sorry, Boris is cancelling all large gatherings due to Covid-19.
There will also, apparently, be a cocaine and vodka shortage

WHICH EPI? Pardon my shouting.

Imma gonna watch Inside Number 9 rn
Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

It's 15.08 for me, an hour earlier for Orson. What kind of joint are you running here?
Speaking of joints…pass it will ya?

I can’t really remember if I’ve slept or not. Maybe I have, maybe I haven’t.
I’m just here for the fooken bangers
Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Aren't you two asleep yet?
Don't make me come up there shakes fist

Lmao no way NOW so Sunday it is!

Oh god I was going to to go into work!
Fuck
Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

WELL YOU'RE UP NOW! What's up?

Lol I think I passed out after typing that
Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

I love you.
I'm hardly throwing runes about this one, though. My name is Loki and it's Saturday.
How much work needs to be done? Long hours or a short stint?

Why are you prophesying doom!
The only problem is if I get coke, but it’s not happening. So everyone lives happily ever after.
Tho maybe I could get a cheeky g lol
Might try and get some ketamine. Anyway, whatever
Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Yeah I thought not. I was about to ask whether it HAD to be today, but then thought maybe Sunday is worse because of what tonight may bring and needing a day of rest before the week starts again. You going to sleep now or wait till later so you'll sleep through the night?

I’ve changed it to tomorrow.
Let be honest. sweetie, Lord Orson is in no fit state to go into work today
Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Crash for a couple of hours and then go in if you absolutely must!

I’m passing out now. I actually need to go into work today for a bit
Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Not really sure what mine are. I tend to decide a few days beforehand if I'll be attending a show. Faith No More will be playing a set this summer in town so I'll most likely go to that. I've seen them 3 times and they are GREEEAAAAAT!

That’s that you claim.
That's that you claim? Putting the PhD to good use I see.
….out of darkness, out of mind, cast down into the Halls of the Blind!