What in the name of John Parr do we have here?
This thread smells like a dead polecat!

There's milk and cookies in the fridge.
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

No, my wife is up for crabs. My issue is you having no life.

no no no Glen, what I'm saying is; I can get another room. Be a lot better than peeking under Mrs. Glennhead's apron with you standing there. If Mrs. Glenn is anything like Mrs. Inan, then we all know what she is NOT wearing under that apron. Yeeeeahhhhh man!
Man, this will be the best Halloween ever. I'll not only Copper-Feel Mrs. Soggy, but Mrs. Glenn too. Oh, man this is going to be the best Oct-To-Do-Her ever!!!
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

You people have no life. Do you seriously just sit around and rub each other while making off-the-cuff remarks on this subpar movie?

Who will be the lucky winner of 600? I plan on sticking out all night long for the 600. It starts with wearing the same clothes for 2 days. Guzzling excess amounts of Scotch, smoking 4 packs of cigerattes and of course not bathing, shaving, brushing teeth etc. Man, it sure is great to be a manly man. All that to turn Ellie on. Easy as cake or pie meh.
And of course, for the rest of you who miss out on 600. You can always watch Mrs. Glenn take off her apron.
I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

It's almost time kids. My wife is about to take her top off. Watch. Waaaaaatch.

Who will be the lucky winner of number 600? Stay tuned kiddies!

"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

Steve will bring us the weather.
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

Junk mail?

Trina will be here to tell us what we can do about junk mail.
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

It's almost Halloween Tank. Just relax. It's almost time kids.

. the pipes, the pipes are calling.
From nurse to nurse, and down the mountain side.
The Ellies gone, and all the flowers are dying.
It's you, it's you must go and I must bide.
But come ye back when Halloweens in the meadow.
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow.
I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow.
Oh, Danny boy, oh, Danny boy, I respect you so

Dan's moon?

its disappearance was a mystery indeed.
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

Moon?

How the hell they get that rock over here?

The Bluestone (rock) was one of 19. Believed to represent the 19-year cycle of the moon (not the one that Dr. Challis graced us with.) It weighs more than five tons.
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

Those damn rocks piss me off.

Hey! Dipstick my arse. The only dip-sticking stick sticky stickler going on around here is with Ellie in the Same hotel room.
Anyways.
Maybe, ben, is Derrick Smith at Stonehenge.
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."

Not you dipstick. This ben guy. I don't take kindly to strange folk.

Not you dipstick. This ben guy. I don't take kindly to strange folk.

Not you dipstick. This ben guy. I don't take kindly to strange folk.