tgs333 — 9 years ago(October 14, 2016 05:33 AM)

Happy Halloween
came
early this year.
Dear Un-gonkers,
I am posting this message from The Rose of Shannons motel room in Santa Maria and this certainly has to be the most historical and hornical posting ever made from the Rose of Shannon.
Mr. Rafferty just finished putting in new pipes. None to soon, before getting down with Ellie Grimbridge (all to myself) for the 601st posting, I went and tore those pipes up good using the John.
Anyways.
I just cant tell all of you how proud we are of who we did: Ellie Grimbridge. For every one of us this has to be the proudest day our lives and for all men with Hankys in their back pocket all over the world. I am sure women who know how to pack their luggage lite, too, will join us in recognizing what an immense feat this is.
For one priceless moment in the whole history of Halloween III and all the horny men of this earth we are truly one one in their pride of trying to stick out, colasasl boo-boo-ing, and silver shamroding our shamrods.
We met the ultimate goal we set forth nearly a year ago. That goal: Milking the Nelkens on Halloween night.
We spent many days wearing the same clothes. At times, not even brushing our teeth for several days. We didnt let the stains and homeless-man diseases get to us. We overcame all odds, and some of us even overcame more than others. But in the end we all overcame.
Special thanks to:
ErgonomicSpliff
soggybottom
benntura
glennhead
yippiekiyay
Slimer-has-no-GF
Tank-McQuade
Doom
Terrywatt69
And Special Guest Star; Inan.
Thank you, thank you very much. And I look forward to seeing all of us and future un-gonkers on the New and Improved One More Year Til Halloween board.
May Dan Challis look over us and bless us all.
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."