That poster Ryan once got ****ed in the ass by Shaq in Miami.
My password is password.

She only told me , because we were friends.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

so, a nurse actually went around gathering sick people to go harass a celebrity who was trying to visit a sick relative or friend.
If i was Ricky I reckon i'd be a bit pissed off and tell you all to do one, and then chin the nurse.

I saw Keanu Reeves at a grocery store in D.C. once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When l came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like ”Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. After paying for the Milky Ways he proceeded to leave the store and throw all of them in the garbage. Havent seen him since.
My password is password.

I actually know a lot of celebrities, mostly through other friends. So I'm not starstruck by these encounters at all. It's common for me to walk into a room and be greeted by a variety of washed up stars from yesteryear, or even someone like, say, Henry Cavil.
What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it…

What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it…

Nope. I never liked gay bars…too many damned *******.

Was it a gay nightclub?
What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it…

Saw Drew Barrymore and Tom Green in a local bookstore. I didn't bother them though.
I also saw Tom in a nightclub years earlier.

BIG stars.
Did you get your pic taken with them.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

i met jagger, keith, charlie, and Ron as a kid
robin williams at a NYC crosswalk
and some others