I hope you really never had a brother who died. Most of your story is definitely untrue and thus, hilarious and reminds me of a friend of mine and a story she wrote in tenth grade. She wanted my feedback, but she thought it was some masterpiece. The protagonist died of marijuana overdose. After reading it, I just burst out laughing. We really weren't friends so much after that.

That's
exactly
what happened to my brother.
He was offered a piece of crystal meth at a party, and ended up eating the whole box, both layers.
Fockt him up good, and he drove off the road on his way home, drowning in a pool.
If
you
are ever offered drugs at a party, just say
no
!
Or at the very least, make sure you put on scuba-gear before you drive home.
Forget everything you just read, and go back to sleep.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Almost as satirically humorous as Reefer Madness itself!!

I started laughing soon as the kid smoked "the whole pack"! - kb-70
I started laughing at "liberal parents." That's when I figured that this material was coming from Focus on the Family or some such group.
History is hard to know, because of all the hired bull$hit. - Hunter S. Thompson

I thought he was funny. I started laughing soon as the kid smoked "the whole pack"!

He was invited by the "cool kids" to hang out at some kids house whose liberal parents had left for the weekend.
My brother, always a moral and thoughtful individual, wanted to attend because it was one of those massive house parties that he'd never been to.
Well, as was later recalled by some of his friends at the party, he was pressured into smoking marijuana. He ended up smoking the entire pack of marijuana cigarettes.
Not long after he went into convulsions and started foaming at the mouth. The people at the party held back calling 9/11 for almost 10 minutes.
When the paramedics finally arrived they could do nothing to save him.
The autopsy revealed he had 3 times the lethal dosage of THC in his blood.
But I'm sure everyone here will deny my story and the fact that my brother died after smoking that illegal narcotic.
You're not funny.

Liberal parents lol

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Because that's the kind they cut with dried piranha, which is what does the killing. Bad stuff, stay clear, you can tell because it has a fishy smell

Why are we spelling it with an 'H' by the way?
Oh! But we
must
spell it with an 'H'; that way, we'll know that it's the "Assassin of Youth".
The bats are getting more numerous now.
~~Bayowolf
There's a difference between being frank and being dick.

"MY BROTHER DIED FROM MARIHUANA" - Umm, no, he didn't. Why are we spelling it with an 'H' by the way? Is it still the 1930's?
"You can buy another drink. You can't buy another life."

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Your son's not a REAL American until Dick Cheney shoots him in the face.

My son was attending the local public high school ( bad start i know.) last year, before we took him out of that liberal hell hole. My poor child was subjected to horrible things such as reefer, or as its better known on the streets THE REAVER.
One of his "teachers" who had already taught him the lie of EVILlution. Attempted to tell him that pot wouldn't kill him instatly even if he so much as thought about doing it .
I was so enraged when i heard this liberal hipppy lie to my son . I am sure jesus was pissed too . So i called the school and told the principal that his LIEology teacher was smoking pot and forcing or poor defenceless tiny eightteen year old children to smoke demon weed. That was also a demon worshiper who practiced in class .( it has been proven that charles darwin is a demon , and the teacher said his name once or twice so i think i ws right in my assumption.) The principal told me he would look into it . I yelled at him when he refused to fire the democrat on the spot.
I then took my son out of the horrible school and put him in military school. We were afraid the horrible dem kids would curropt our son, so we had to straighen him out.
The look he gave us was heart breaking. But i knew i was doing the right thing .
They need to start teaching the TRUTH like they did back in my day.

1. pot kills 100% of the time, sometimes on the first puff!
2. It can destory familys and lives as it devours the sanity left in your children
   3.it is ALWAYS laced with rat poisan
3. People are constantly trying to get your poor kids , from the first grade on , to smoke the horible substance.
   We have to be viligant at stopping this thing from spreading around our perfect country.
   Every time a pot ciggeratte is rolled , evolution is taught , a teen who was raped has a ABORTION , or some misguided kid masterbates(it took me atleast 5 mins to get the courage to write that disgusting word.), jesus puts off the rapture by one more day!
   This isn't part of my post.

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Your brother's experience of overdosing on Marijuana should serve as a sobering reminder of those who are even thinking about trying this so-called "harmless drug".
Alcohol and chewing tobacco is a much safer alternative.

And get the one with the
Red
stamps (available at your friendly neighborhood Native American reservation)that way, you avoid the state taxes.
~~Bayowolf
There's a difference between being frank and being dick.

JUst be sure to get tha pack of FILTERED joints. That way ya won't die!

Where did your brother's friends buy joints in packs? Can I get the number of that dealer? Super convenient!
"Love means never having to say you're ugly." - the Abominable Dr. Phibes

maybe it was the same stuff they were smoking in "Reefer Madness," which I don't believe was your traditional "marihuana."
FMA!!

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If you are going to make up a story then you shouldn't leave such glaring holes in it.
The post is as nonsensical as Reefer Madness.
UhI think that was the point, man.
I dunno; I smoked something weird a little while ago and I'm going into "bat country".
~~Bayowolf
There's a difference between being frank and being dick.

I think the leathal dose is like 10 pounds in 5 minutes. Which is impossible.

Too much water is lethal to a human. Also, not a "toxin."