I gotta go with the axe line. I watched this with my then-girlfriend's family about 30 years ago, and I laughed so hard that her family laughed at how hard I was laughing.

The screaming confession of the blonde at the end followed by the judge automatically reversing the guilty verdict of Bill Harper.
The reaction of the matron to the blonde throwing herself out of the window.
I slept with you and you're in love with my husband. What the hell am I supposed to do with that?

ALL of the the principal's testimony about the demeanor and attitude of William Hopper. "A time disassociation of ideas." Then he saw Bill miss tennis balls by three feet, which can be attributed to marijuana. He is so uptight and sanctimonious that everything he says is subject to derision.
I love camp!!!
"I slept with you and you're in love with my husband. What the hell am I supposed to do with that?"

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I'm going with the one that got the most laughs with me and my friends. "Gosh! Hot Chocolate!"
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when the cop is asking the sister about the hit and run and she asks the cop "did the man die" and the cop says "no, but that's no excuse". Like, if he did die that might have been more acceptable, makes me lol hard.

Despite the fact that I'm pro-legalization and I smoke pot for 22+ years, I love this kind of "educational" films! "Tell Your Children" simply rules! I just love the serious style of the narrator (virtually all vintage educational films had these cloned narrators). I just love the 100000000% exaggeration and the fact that even the most ridiculous and insane lies were served as truths. Love them in every aspect. Why? Because watching this sh!t stoned oh man every minute of it was epic, LAUGH TILL DEATH! In fact MEGA-EPIC!

The best one was definitely about the boy killing his entire family with an ax I was just eating a sandwich and almost suffocated because of that story
But not far behind was the scene where the two cops were investigating the hit-and-run crime. It ends with the woman asking: "Tell me umm, did they was the person killed?" Cop: "Fortunately he wasn't, but that's still no excuse for hit-and-run driving".
So it would have been ok if he had died? ;D

Well, I've think everyone has missed the hilarious moment of the highest principles of American justice.The D. A. says the people will "waive trial" and just send the defendant to a place for the criminally insane for the rest of his life. And the defense attorney says he goes along with that.

I loved it when these guys were reviewing cases of marijuana induced crimes committed by children.
Man 1: "And this case a particularly tragic one."
Man 2: "Ah yes. Only a young boy. Under the influence of the drug he killed his entire family with an axe."

[last lines]
Dr. Carroll: Failing this, the next tragedy may be that of your daughter's or your son's or yours or yours
[points to camera]
Dr. Carroll: or yours!
Classic ending - funny as hell too!

"Personally, I love the line about the kid who killed his entire family with an axbecause he was addicted to marijuana. haha"
That one made me laugh out loud.
I thought the opening letter was pretty funny too, talking about how marijuana makes a person hallucinate and prone to violence and hornyness.
I've never smoked dope, but as far as I can tell, it just makes you giggly and hungry, lol.
It does some other stuff too, but nothing like what this movie would lead one to believe.
-Amanda
"She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in storybooks written by rabbits"

The funniest thing was the quote
"Marijuana causes errors in time and space"
I thought todays weed education was overblown
You just wasted your time reading my signature.

I know it's been a while but I think when the kid offered to buy the other guy a soda he meant an ice cream soda, not a soda pop. I think the vernacular "soda pop" was used mostly to differentiate the two but it's used less often now since you can rarely find an ice cream soda nowadays. I hope that clears it up

"FASTER!! FASTER!!"

I wondered the same thing, altair. Anyone that could help clear up this root beer-soda conundrum, please do so.
As for funniest moment, everyone's pretty much spot on with what they've already said. My vote goes to either Ralph's incessant laughing/paranoia or to "Faster, faster!" Come to think of it, he was pretty much my favorite part of the movie altogether.

The one scene that I thought was funny, even though it puzzled me, was when one guy offers to buy another guy a soda pop. He answers "oh, no I don't go in for that, but I might let you buy me a root beer!
My only question is aren't soda pop and root beer the same thing? Also, why do they use the term soda pop as if there is only one kind? don't they have more then one flavor of pop in the '30's??

I LOVE it when that guy falls into the fountain, the way he just says "OH!" is tremendous :D.

Play faster! Faster!
And the pianist is sped up (camera under cranked), puffing madly on a joint with a maniacal look and smoke pouring out of her.
Laughed my ass off. ( and it's still off.)

In that same scene, the woman runs down the hallway and dives at the window. When they pick up the shot from the other side, she's standing on the ledge with the broken window behind her then jumps. So that dive through the glass only landed her 6 inches away?
Some friends of mine got the rights to do a parody a few years ago and there's some clips posted on You Tube. They dubbed their own voices over the original soundtrack. It's pretty funny. If you get a chance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD_IdRjquGA

It was when that guy smoking was driving, and the other man says, "Watch out! you'll kill someone!" when he's only driving 50 mph. Then he runs over the man walking. It was so ridiculous.

That was awsome but I think the best part was when she is screaming and then starts laughing hysterically (while Ralph is killing Jack)
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Another hilarious moment is when police cars, motorcycles and paddy wagons come POURING out into the street because somebody smoked dope.

This was one of my favorite lines:
Bureau Official: Here is an example: A fifteen-year-old lad apprehended in the act of staging a holdup - fifteen years old and a marijuana addict. Here is a most tragic case.
Dr. Carroll: Yes. I remember. Just a young boy under the influence of drugs who killed his entire family with an axe.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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