Thirty days have September, October, June and February, all the rest have 29, except my brother who got six months.

Bakshi: Oh, you got me right in the pantaloons, partner.

There are just too many but Birdie Num Num has to be the most remembered. Love it.

Nice! Hi Polly, vould you like some food? Num Num, Birdie Num Num.
"For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest"

"Does that include television?"
Jaywalking is RAMPANT!!!
~ Barney Fife

• In India we have a saying
• Yes?
• Yes.

"I am not your sugar" is a classic. Another one that tickles me is when Peter Sellers is destroying the upstairs bathroom, and the drill-sergeant-like nanny knocks on the door and says, "Who's in the head?"

C. S. Divot: You mashuga!
Hrundi V. Bakshi: I am not your sugar.

"Birdie num num" FTW!

I liked when Sellers during Nothing to lose is in need to urinate and does one of his looking into the camera lens moves as to say " Do you believe this" one of his trademarks

Haha, I remember laughing at this when I frist saw it:
The gay man sitting in the table.
Clutterbuck's wife: Strawberry soup..
Gay man: Oh! Strawberry soup, haven't had it in a while. Oh, Ohh, it's lovely right nowww.
LMFAO

"I am not your sugar," and "hey, man, close the door!" For some reason, I find the drunk waiter's reaction when Divot asks him to get the guitar, and he just drunkenly repeats, "Get the guitar" really funny, too.

After the bathroom scene when he's on the roof with the gravel outside the bathroom trying to to keep from falling off.

This message has been deleted.

Me too. I can't even start making the clucking noises before he says "Birdie Num Num", without cracking up. The wife looks at me like I'm an idiot.
Apart from this, I also love "Mr. Clutterbuck, your wife's fallen in the pool. What'll we do". He replies "Get her jewellery!".

I watched this as a teenager in the 80s with a lot of friends, by the time we got to birdie num nums, we had all slid off the couch in hysterics clutching our stomachs, it was a such a great movie.
My favourite part is when Wyoming Bill Kelso accidently shoves his cue into Hrundi's backside - Hrundi prays.. and exclaims "Hari ram ram!"
also :
As the kitchen door swings open Hrundi and the ditzy blonde spy the head waiter strangling the drunk waiter, the blonde comments :
"it's very hard to find good help these days."to which Hrundi relpies :
"it certainly is", as he absentmindedly butters his hand instead of his roll!
and
Mr Divot is pawing the young lady in the bedroom and someone shoots the dart at him and his toupe flies over from the back of his head to the frontLOLOL, the girl laughs and he gets pissed off..:)
lastly, the sozzled waiter, serving the wine has the cork in his mouth and has the kitchen door slammed in his face at which point he half swallows the cork, chokes for a bit (with the flapping hand) then gives a bit of a wiggle to get it down. so funny.

num. num. hehhehHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I have friends to whom I need only utter the magic words "BIRDIE NUM NUM!" and they dissolve in giggles to this very day!!!

This message has been deleted.

"Sir, your wife fell in the pool.

• Save the jewlery."
• A point in every direction is the same as no point at all.

haha I just watched this movie last night (not for the first time) and there are so many good lines!
one that I didnt notice before though was one the nanny yells at the dog "COOKIE!!" and then dog runs and hides under the bed lol
birdie num num haha thats probably my favorite line
"what do you call this game with the multi-colored balls?"
"pool"
"poo?"
"POOL"
"oh POO-EL"
haha I love peter sellers indian accent.
Congratulations, Mr. Simms. You are the fattest boy in camp.

I vaguely remember when Bakshi was saving Michele from a pawing sex opportunist (probably a producer or director), the maniac said: "Who do you think you are?"
To which Bakshi replied: "In India, we do not think who we are. We know!"

Birdie numnum is great
however, I cannot forget this one:
Director: (to Bakshi after getting confirmation that there were no wrist watches at the time) Got the time?

I'd have to go with.
"GRAB EM BY THE WIGWAM!"
~D

My personal favorite:
Drunk Blonde "What's in there?" (swirling her drink)
Hrundi "What, in here?"
DB nods
Hrundi motioning "No, there is nothing in here"
DB "Yes there is"
Hrundi, "I don't know - I don't think so" (donning reading glasses, looking) "no, there is definitely nothing in there. If there were something it's gone away now anyway."
DB, a little louder "But I can SEE it!"
Hrundi (backing up ever so slightly) "What is it?"
DB "I don't know but I don't LIKE it!"
Other favorites:
Divot motions to drunk waiter "Hey waiter, come over here"
(drunk waiter responds)
Divot "See that guitar? Go get it."
Drunk waiter "Get the guitar." (goes staggering off)
Hrundi "In fact there are certain man-eating animals that will eat only the feet, will leave everything else, will not touch one other thing"
Director (after pointing out to Hrundi he's wearing an underwater watch), "Got the time?"
Hrundi looks, then covers watch "Oh my god"
Director "All right, lunch everybody"
General Clutterbuck on phone, after Hrundi pushes button to retract bar and has the prolonged drink/phone exchange with him: "The picture? Yeah, it was going fine until some idiot blew up the set"
Hrundi "I am merely spectating"
Divot "You're meshugah!"
Hrundi "I am not your sugar."