Perhaps a theme park like HBO's Westworld. Now that would be amazing.

Agreed. We could all dress up in loincloths while staff dressed up as apes could beat and humiliate us.oh wait a secondLOL. Only kidding, a Planet Of The Apes them park would be great if done right. The village and sets alone would attract many.

There has to be a point where all of this crap has to have a checkpoint. Pretty soon people would object to something as mundane as "Planet of the Rocks".

True, but it's still fun to imagine it.
Actually, the whole "Planet of the Apes" concept would probably be objectionable today as racist.
Fowler's knots? Did you say fowler's knots?

There would be so many lawsuits attached to that due to today's pussy mentality (plus the mysteriously enormous amount of people with peanut allergies).

"Gorilla Chase"
Employees in gorilla costumes riding horses chase the paricipants who are on foot. If you get caught, you are confined to a cage, where you are doused with water from hoses and are fed peanuts. To get released, you have to refrain from talking for an hour.
"Orangutan Court"
Wearing only a skimpy bathing suit, you have to convince a trio of employees, costumed as orangutans and speaking in British accents, that you are intelligent.
Fowler's knots? Did you say fowler's knots?

How about people being whipped and thrown into hay-lined wagon-cages for a hell-ride?

I wonder what kind of rides it would have. Perhaps a subway-themed train ride in "Forbidden Zone Land," down into the underworld, singing with the mutants and ending with a simulated nuclear blast. The kids will love it. There could be roller coasters with a rocket ship theme, sort of like Space Mountain only with a splash down at the end.
Then there'd also have to be "Ape Management Land," including "Great Moments With Governor Breck" (with "Caesar's Rebuttal" following).

Suggest it to Trump. He has the dough. And people say he looks like one of them.