“Call a SPADE, a SPADE; and a TRANNY, a TRANNY, or an IT!!!”.
"THAT'S SOME BAD
SHIT
,
HARRY
!".

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

NO REHASH!!
“Call a SPADE, a SPADE; and a TRANNY, a TRANNY, or an IT!!!”.
"THAT'S SOME BAD
SHIT
,
HARRY
!".

I agree, MAS*H does NOT need o be remade.
However, it is fun to think about. Thus I make the following suggestions
HAWKEYE: John Hamm
Lt Col HENRY BLAKE: Ed O'Neall
TRAPPER: Robert Downey Jr.
RADAR: Dan Byrd
FRANK BURNS: Jim Parsons
Father Mulcahey: William H. Macy
Hotlips: Scarlett Johansson
Lt. Dish: Paz De La Heurta
Klinger: Jack McBrayer
General Hammond: Tommy Lee Jones
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hawkeye - topher grace

excellant casting listagree with the Mark Valley comment totally

Hawkeye: Robert Downey Jr.
Trapper: Vince Vaughan
Henry Blake: John Slattery
Radar: Johnny Galecki
Duke Forrest: Matthew McConaughey
Father Mulcahy: William H. Macy
Hot Lips: Katherine Heigl
Frank Burns: Mark Valley (those who've seen Boston Legal know he can)
Lt. Dish: Emily Blunt
Spearchucker: Blair Underwood
Andin a special cameo, General Hammond: Tommy Lee Jones
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Why would there be a Klinger?

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No "Klinger" in the movie version.

demitri martin is the only person besides jaimie farr that should be playing klinger.

Okay, everyone, chill! First off this is just a hypothetical question. I also loved the movie when it came out, my parents took me to see it, (part of a Christmas present, 1970I was 13 and couldn't get in by myself, it was "R" and the theatres were more strict in those days. I believe that it shouldn't be remade, because it was just right the way it was. However, if they did, this is what the cast should beand certain aspects have been changed a little bit
Hawkeye Paul Rudd Smart charmer equally sarcastic/sweet but lovable
Trapper Vince Vaughn Earthy, tough, and funny, very loyal good friend
Duke Luke Wilson Southerner a little misguided, but ultimately has good intentions And Duke should also have a bigger part this time!
Frank Burns Ray Liotta (Yes Burns should be a little more hot, and more of a villan, going more against our heroes) The "fight scene" between him and Hawkeye should be a little more intense,
Hotlips - Leslie Mann She should be tougher, not crumble when they guys make fun of her, After all, she is the head nurse!
Lt Dish - Anna Faris She should not just be an object of desire, but a good nurse
Col Blake - Steve Carell (Yeah, he should still be clueless, but a nice person!)
Radar - Christopher Mintz-Plasse Young man, just inducted into Army, a little bit naive/homesick,but a smart computer techie.

Oh, OK. I just don't want anyone to get any ideas! Sorry, I'm a crazed Altman fanatic and MASH is probably my all-time favorite Altman film I can get a little defensive!
Let us take the risks of peace upon our lives, not impose the risks of war upon the world.

MASH does NOT need to be remade.
Totally agree. I just saw the post as a hypothetical "what if" scenario.

MASH does NOT need to be remade. The original can't be topped. IMO what's killing the film industry these days are all the crappy remakes of classic films and TV shows. Hollywood needs to start coming up with its own ideas again, or else step aside and let the indie directors take the lead. Just my opinion.
Let us take the risks of peace upon our lives, not impose the risks of war upon the world.

Casting serious dramatic actors would be better, I agree. But you know that would never happen. Hollywood would conclude a MASH remake would make them more money as a comedy, and they would cast comedic actors.

No offense, but, I would pray and hope that they would cast real actors that are good at their craft and able to do comedy
much like Sutherland, Duvall, and Gould.
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HAWKEYE - Jack Black, Paul Rudd, Ryan Reynolds, or Ben Stiller
Lt Col HENRY BLAKE: Robin Williams or Bill Hader
TRAPPER: Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, or Sean William Scott
RADAR: Michael Sera, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Joe Lo Truglio, Jonah Hill, or Rob Schneider
FRANK BURNS: Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, or Luke Wilson
Father Mulcahey: Owen or Luke Wilson
Hotlips: Leslie Mann or Anna Faris
Lt. Dish: Jennifer Aniston or Elizabeth Banks
Klinger: Andy Samberg, Will Ferrell, or Steve Carrell