Joy Ride is pretty good too!

I thought this movie was foolish and boring.
Smile and pass it on

absolutely.
men are men and women are women.

We can combine all three.
At first he gets all cocky.
"Honk you! I mean, truck you!"
Then he realizes his situation.
"Oh ****! How do you drive this thing!"

Lol "Truck you" is the best (but that last one is pretty funny too).

You are 400 years old, you know better and everyone should respect you being an elder and not object to that brilliant idea at all.
You should have been the screenwriter.
I like the idea of the catchphrase "Honk you!"
Some other ones could be:
"Take that you ****er trucker!"
"Truck you!"
"Fuck your truck!"
"Whose wheel is it now, buddy?"
"Oh ****! How do ya drive this thing?"

My biggest problem with this movie is that it was pretty unrealistic. I mean, while he was being chased by the truck, why didn't the Dennis Weaver character rig up some quick system with bungee cords or something to keep the car driving? Then he could have climbed out onto his car roof, took a running jump onto the truck grill and then flip around and kick Trucky McTrucker in the face through the driver side window. Then he could have opened the door, cast the trucker onto the road scornfully and shout a clever phrase at him like "HONK YOU!" as he takes over behind the wheel of the truck.
They ignored this normal and common sense response to the situation and just did all that nonsense that happened in the movie instead. Contrived and lazy writing!

Agreed!