That line is my favorite way of describing Tea Party voters. And to anyone who is offended by that, feel free to use it to describe pinkos like me.

Scuse me while i whip this out

"Taggart: "Send the word to the main office and tell them that I said,
BONG
"OWWWW!"

" NOW..GO DO THAT VOODOO, THAT YOU DO.SOOOOOOO WELLLLLLLL!!!!"

When Bart picks up the shovel and is about to hit Taggert on the head and his friend says "naw man, don't do it" and Bart says "uh-uh, baby, I got to"
Who you callin' psycho?
-Roy Munson

Taggart: Listen, dummy, the surveyors say they may have run into some quicksand up ahead. Better check it out.
Lyle: OK, Ill send a down team of horses to check out the ground.
Taggart: Horses?!? We caint afford to lose no horses, you dummy! Send over a coupla ns.
Lyle: OK, Mr. Taggart."
Yew and you.
Bart: Sir? Sir, he, ahh specifically requested two ns? Well, to tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.
Lyle: Git on that handcart, and take it down to the end of that line!
Bart: Just trying to help you out.
Lyle: "Git!"

townspeople: get him (or something to that affect)
Bart: (pulls his gun and point it at his own head) stop! nobody move or the n***r gets it.
old lady: oh wont somebody help that poor man.
I laugh every time

when wilder is trying to console bart after the old lady's "up your's n****r"
"you have to understand, these are just simple folk, the common clay of the land, you know - morons."
we've used that line a few times to lighten the mood after a bad night of tipping from the customers at our restaurant. lol
if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college

"What's a dazzling urbanite such as yourself doing in such a rustic setting?"

"Man, them schnitzengrubens can wipe you out! What's goin' on in the Clean world?"

"CAN'T YOU SEE THIS MAN IS A NI!"
i'm surprised no one said that yet
I am the Walrus - Goo Goo Ga'joob

Waco Kid: "No no, don't do that.. if you shoot him, you'll just make him mad."
Hedley: "Repeat after me! I.."
Crowd: "I.."
Hedley: "Your name!"
Crowd: "Your name!"
Hedley: "Schmucks"

"Yahemar! Of course we don't let him go!"

Sherrif: Are we awake
Waco kid: It depends. Are we black?
Sherrif: We are.
Waco kid: Then we're awake, but we're very puzzled.
I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo!

may have been used here, but this is one of my favorites:
"Boy, is he strict!"

The old lady with the pie: "Sorry about the 'Up yours beep

"I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille."
"It is my privilege to extend to you a laurel, and hearty handshake."
And just about anything Slim Pickens says.

Hedley Lamarr, on exiting the toilet in the commissary:
What the beep
"Someone has been tampering with Hank's memories."

Anything said by the reverend:
(Holding up the BIble) "I beg you to remember this good book and what it says!"
(Townspeople blow it away)
"Son, you're on your own."
When they are getting ready to build the fake Rock Ridge:
"Lord, do we have the strength to complete this mighty task in just one night or are we just jerking off?"
I also liked when they go to finish off the bad guys in the fake Rock Ridge, in all the mayhem, you see the reverend kneeing a bad guy in the groin, then looking to Heaven and saying, "forgive me, Lord!"
It's been a while, I may not have all the exact words.
You must be the change you seek in the world. Gandhi

Taggart:
What in the Wide Wide World of sports is goin' on here?

"I think we're all indebted to Gabby Johnson for stating what needed to be said. Not only was that authentic frontier gibberish"

I love the lyrics to 'I'm Tired' especially 'they read you Byron and Shelley and jump on your belly and bust your balloons!' very clever. Years ago I used to have an LP called 'Mel Brooks Music'. You can hear Brooks' distinctive voice on the soundtrack 'Can't you see she's tired" etc. That song used to get as much airplay as Led Zepplin and ZZ Top at some of our college parties in the mid 1970s. Pretty sad, heh?
'Do you like Smashing Pumpkins? Sure, we could do that!'

Thank you, modianos; considering how far behind the US is from an educational standpoint compared to other industrial countries, one would think it would be a matter of national pride to present better written, better thought out commentaries (don't even get me started about spelling and sentence structure).
Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for

Jeb081387
Dear IMDB members stop complaining about grammar.this is the netnot elementary school

if its not elementary school shouldnt the grammar be better?
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