Somebody's gotta go back and get a ****-load of dimes!

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

Hedley Lamarr: Repeat after me.
Hedley Lamarr: I
men: I
Hedley Lamarr: Your name.
men: Your name.

Reverend Johnson: Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.

I think he said the sheriff is nearer.. LOL

The best is: "Excuse me while I whip this out!"

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"Oh come on, you know. The camp town ladies sing this song, doo-dah, doo-dah"
"Hast du gesehen in deiner Leben? They blacker than us!"
"Tell me, Tex-ma'am, are you in show-business?"
"Nope!"
"Then why don't you get your fwigging feet off the stage!"
"Now comes a time of great decision,
Are we to stay or up and quit?
There's no avoiding this conclusion:
Our town is turning into [insert word that means fces but rhymes with 'quit']."
" a Laurel, and Hardy handshake"
From Men in Tights:
"A black sheriff!?"
"Why not - it worked in 'Blazing Saddles'!"
"Mongo's not so much a 'who'; more of an 'it'."
"What he said!"

I can't believe these haven't been mentioned.
Governor - "Work, work, work." Turns to secretaries breasts - "Hello boys"
During the fighting scene near the end when the guy starts slapping the cowboy's chest screaming, "Brute! You big brute!" Then starts crying while the cowboy consoles him. That cracks me up every time!
Delicious must be heaven to the hungry in hell.

can't believe one of the best throwaway lines has been missed here:
DOM DELUISE asks a question to which all the dancers answer "yesss!"
DOM observes that the dancers' lisps sound like steam escaping.

Hedy (It's Hedley!) Lamarr: "Oh, Lily you're magnificent! Kiss me!"
The line is not that funny in itself, but Harvey Korman's delivery is impeccable, and followed by him smacking his teeth right into the back of the head of Lily is just pure comedic gold.
Harvey Korman in this movie is one of the best comedic performances I've ever seen.
Working in the movie business since -92

"Oh, lord. Do we have the strength to carry on this task in one night? Or are we just jerking off."
Amen.

"I must see you in my dwessing woom" (Bart reading Lily's note).

you can type the word beep but you can't type the word beep it's all over this movie, you can watch it, hear and listen to it, but you can't type it. but you're fine with beep lol
my bad, its the imdb editor that cant handle itbleeped me to.
politically correct beep

Wow is he strict
I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe

"Baby, I'm not from Hivana."

"Excuse me while I whip this out"

"They said you was hung"
"And they was right!"
Last Movie I saw: Back to School (8/10)

"Be still, Taggart!"
"Here we take the time and trouble to kill every last Indian in the west, and for what; they go and appoint a sheriff that's blacker than any Indian. I am depressed.
"Mr Taggart, me and the boys sure do hate to see you like this. How would you like it if me and the boys was to shoot that ni**er dead? Would that pep you up some?"
"That might help."
"Nevermind that sh*t. Here comes Mongo!"
Plase pass the bath salt.

" Now, who can argue with that ??"
"I think we're all indebted to Gabby Johnson for saying what needed to be said. Not only was it genuine frontier gibberish.."

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"Now, you will only be risking your lives, while I am risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor."

"Hey, where da white women at?" - The best line of the movie
Lili Von Shtue- "They keep on coming and going and going and coming, and always too soon"
"I didn't get a harumph outa that guy" hahahahah yeah how did this take so long to get said

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