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<p dir="auto"><strong>fud-slush</strong> — <em>9 years ago(December 29, 2016 07:22 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Given the propensity for remake threads, &amp; irrespective of how ghastly a thought a remake is, let's go the whole hog &amp; really ruin things with a musical.<br />
Chrissie, post attack &amp; just before death, could perform 'I Left My Heart (Lungs &amp; Kidneys) in Martha's Vineyard'.<br />
Mayor Vaughan could then pop up with When Things Go Wrong, by Buster Brown.<br />
Jesus &amp; Mary Chain's 'Amputation' could be whistled by the estuary victim.<br />
On &amp; off throughout the 2nd half, Quint, with unwitting foresight, could be humming / singing Half the Man I Used To Be.<br />
Roll Out the Barrel could be incorporated into the JW score<br />
Brody could sing Tanks for the Memory, recalling Hooper's warning as the shark bursts through the boat's window.<br />
Any other ideas?</p>
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<p dir="auto">I was good friends with Fud Slush.<br />
The only poster who had his account banned 4 times without ever breaking any rules each of those times.</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577605</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577605</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jaws - the musical on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>Damien Thorn 666</strong> — <em>2 years ago(June 16, 2023 01:12 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Aha! Yes, it was Peter-Baelish, or something like that. I remember that she also gushed over a user named Beetlejuice, up until he rejected her for some reason I can’t recall.<br />
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577604</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577604</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jaws - the musical on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>/.​</strong> — <em>2 years ago(June 16, 2023 01:06 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Yeah Heather had a child and got married with a guy who went as Petyr I think.<br />
My password is password</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577603</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577603</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jaws - the musical on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>Damien Thorn 666</strong> — <em>2 years ago(June 16, 2023 01:05 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Maybe I’m thinking of someone else. I remember that Heather moved in with someone. I’m pretty sure that Fud and Heather did flirt with each other from time to time.<br />
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577602</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577602</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jaws - the musical on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>/.​</strong> — <em>2 years ago(June 16, 2023 01:04 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Dating Heather? Heather as in Jesus Ate the Dinosaurs? If so, I doubt that very much. Fud was in England.<br />
My password is password</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577601</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577601</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jaws - the musical on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>Damien Thorn 666</strong> — <em>2 years ago(June 16, 2023 01:02 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">I remember him dating Heather back in the day. He also didn’t like Fugazi.<br />
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Do you remember fud-slush from thr soapbox, Jesse?<br />
My password is password</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577599</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577599</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jaws - the musical on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>Damien Thorn 666</strong> — <em>2 years ago(June 16, 2023 06:32 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Don’t insult a classic movie like that. This time it’s personal!<br />
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Perfect casting</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577597</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577597</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jaws - the musical on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:10 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>highpriestess32</strong> — <em>9 years ago(January 30, 2017 06:07 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">I think he ended up with a platform role and ended up being the driftwood that returned to shore<br />
"These days you have to boil someone before you can sleep with them"</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577596</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577596</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jaws - the musical on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:09 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>fud-slush</strong> — <em>9 years ago(January 30, 2017 05:53 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Perhaps he tried for the part of the holiday roast &amp; never got over the rejection (apparently the casting agent said his audition performance was 'a little under done').</p>
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<p dir="auto">He wishes lol<br />
"These days you have to boil someone before you can sleep with them"</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577594</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577594</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jaws - the musical on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>fud-slush</strong> — <em>9 years ago(January 30, 2017 05:32 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">He is? What, the film?</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577593</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577593</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jaws - the musical on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:05 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>highpriestess32</strong> — <em>9 years ago(January 27, 2017 01:51 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">..Because he's in it<br />
"These days you have to boil someone before you can sleep with them"</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577592</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577592</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jaws - the musical on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>TheOldGuyFromHalloween3</strong> — <em>9 years ago(January 23, 2017 09:47 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">what a retarded thread</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577591</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577591</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jaws - the musical on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>fud-slush</strong> — <em>9 years ago(January 09, 2017 04:33 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">A BTTF musical sounds horrendous, sorry - I can imagine some of the song titles 'mum, you're making me stiff' - but Jaws was suggested purely in jest</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577590</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577590</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jaws - the musical on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:02 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>ZakkWyldeMyLittlePony</strong> — <em>9 years ago(January 07, 2017 02:20 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">I'm looking forward to the Back to the Future musical but if we got a Jaws musical, I'd be a little skeptical.<br />
AC/DC are Bronies</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577589</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577589</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jaws - the musical on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>fud-slush</strong> — <em>9 years ago(January 06, 2017 04:59 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">It's a hideous thought, but perhaps Quint would have surprised us with a mellifluous &amp; honey-toned baritone voice to compliment Hooper's impeccable countertenor.<br />
Following the horror of Brody's nasty, dock-side serenade, perhaps there'd be room for the estuary victim to launch into Andy Fairweather-Low's 'Wide-Eyed &amp; Legless'I guess it would be a little unsubtlemaybe Bob Dylan's 'Blood in my Thighs' would be better</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577588</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577588</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jaws - the musical on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:30:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>Phydeaux50</strong> — <em>9 years ago(January 05, 2017 10:12 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Sadly, Hooper and Quint singing 'Anything You Can Do' on the Orca.<br />
As Mrs Kintner turns away, Chief Brody grabs her by the arm and sings<br />
'Shot through the heart<br />
and you're to blame<br />
darlin' you give love a bad name'.<br />
All the little devils are proud of Hell.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Fantastic - 'Ben' is truly inspired, &amp; more horrific-a-thought than anything in the movie</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577586</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1577586</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:29:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Jaws - the musical on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 01:29:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>Rudd-12</strong> — <em>9 years ago(December 31, 2016 01:10 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">How about "My Favorite Things" when Hooper is opening the shark.<br />
Hooper breaks into "Ben" when he finds the shark tooth.<br />
"Ya got Trouble" at the town meeting.<br />
Oh man I'm getting way too in to this.<br />
"Something's Coming".. Brody at the discovery of Chrissy's body..</p>
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<p dir="auto">Fabulous, oh that would be truly horrendous! The worst thing about it is that I can actually imagine it.<br />
I like your thinking</p>
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<p dir="auto">Ellen and Hooper console Brody with an emotional duet of "Everybody Hurts" after the Mrs Kintner incident.</p>
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Norman! What did you put in my tea?</p>
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