"I've never steered a boat in my life"

"FOREGROUND MY ASS!"

"twenty five, three tons of him"

"we've got one barrel on him, so we stay out here til we find him again"

"you're the mayor of shark city"

"Martin, my kids were on that beach too"

"It's only an island if you look at it from the water"

"well none of them are gonna get out of the harbor alive"

"don't drink that"

"YOU GOT ANY BETTER SUGGESTIONS!"

"he ate the light"

"ten thousand dollars, two hundred dollars a day whether I catch him or not"

"that's some bad hat Harry"

"I can do anything, I'm the Chief of Police"

"you go inside the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water, shark's in the water, our shark"

I rooted for the shark. Don't want to get eaten by a shark? Stay the **** out of the ocean.

"1100 men went into the water, 316 come out, sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945…..anyway, we delivered the bomb"

My password is password

Holy Shit! That's a shark!
My password is password

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Pretty much anything from this epic speech

"I used to hate the water"

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.

"You yell Shark, and we've got a panic on our hands on the fourth of July"