Bumping one of the oldest replied imdb threads I've ever seen. lol

Do tell us more about Aurora and her stunts.
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1. Gross-out stunts (the sort of stuff Aurora Snow does)
   Could you explain?
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I hate everything but chicks goin solo masturbating , its so damn annoying when there's a guy in the sex scene.
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Agreed. But the minimal plot does determine setting. DEBBIE DOES DALLAS is a prime example. They just needed a little plot to get the girls to have to find odd jobs to make money. No car chases, no crimes, just girls washing cars or working in record stores.

Random, I think that's more of a setting than a real story. That DOES make it fun. But I don't need to see people running about and shooting and driving in cars, etc. Some Private movies are really pushing it.
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I'm just the oppositeI want plot and story, it enhances the sex for megive me a pizza delivery girl and a bunch of guys at a poker game or the horny housewife and the hung cable guy.that's why the 70's porns worked for menow any hack with a camcorder and some naked people make porns

Stories ! Why the hell bother with those, a waste of time.
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The thing that really gets my goat is when they have a movie and they're doing a photo shoot at the same time. You can hear a photographer say "hold it" then hear a shutter and see a flash go off. Nothing brings a boner down for me worse than that.
You can make a Movie OR have a photo shoot. YOU CANNOT HAVE BOTH! PICK ONE!
ok, i'm done.
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The boy from hell who's CRAZY

LOL - that's funny Blackened Dove.

Pron is porn, come on what the hell is wrong with you guys! It's all about trying new things in different ways!! Anal, beep, shoes, no shoes, standing up, sitting down, who gives a flying beep, it's still porn in my books!
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I am not a fan of "back door" action.
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I enjoy the "storylines" and "plotlines" in porno films. For example
INT. - HOUSE - KITCHEN
BECKY is making a SALAD.
Knock on DOOR
BECKY heads to the DOOR. She is totally NAKED.
BECKY opens the DOOR
EXT. - HOUSE - PATIO
A MAN wearing a UNIFORM is standing in front of the DOORWAY. He has a MOUSTACHE.
BECKY let's the mysterious MAN into her HOME
INT. - HOUSE - LIVING ROOM
The mysterious MAN walks around. BECKY is still NAKED.
MAN
I understand you called for me.
BECKY
Yes. By the way what's your name?
MAN
Mr. Pumpsalot
BECKY
Hello, Mr. Pumpsalot
MR. PUMPSALOT
What seems to be the problem?
BECKY
My freezer isn't working.
MR. PUMPSALOT
Let's have sex.
BECKY
Ok.
They have SEX for a long time.
After the SEX the freezer starts to work
Moral of story SEX can fix BROKEN freezers.
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Silicon stretch marks on boobs hanging towards the floor - thanks for reminding me.
Any kind of bodily fluids even spitting to wet things up is icky
Old, TOO young, fat, ugly.

1 and 5 I can live with, 3 I couldn't care less about. The others are dead on.
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I Actually enjoy seeing Two or more actresses transferring white substance between them. Those so called Bukkake movies are Fantastic!!!!
One ring to bring them all,
and in the darkness bind them

1. Fake breasts
2. Surgical scars on tummies of actresses
3. The knowledge that 40% of the actors/actresses have a disease (normally chlamydia).
4. Camera shots of the male actor's facial reactions
5. Two actresses transferring white substance between them
6. Dwarves
7. Surgical scars under breasts
8. "Silicone stretch" marks on boobs when they're hanging towards the floor.
9. Underlighting
10. Bad editing. Driving to a destination (5 minutes), parking the car and getting out (1 minute), walking to the place where sex will occur (3 minutes).
11. Stretching an actual two-minute sex scene into a thirty-minute one by editing the sex scene so it plays over and over again and again, as if it was one continuous long sex romp. This is the worse.

William E Stewart

Do you mean at the beginning when they have that old Seventies porn actress give a little speech. Actually, I think in that case it's just the opposite. I mean, when I first read your post I thought you'd seen some odd scene involving the flag. What they have at the beginning of porn tapes, in regards to Freedom of Speeck was done so as a result of some legal battles the industry had (mostly brought on by feminists who claimed falsly that women were being forced into sex,) as well as some safe sex issues.
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I hate seeing any nation's flag being used. I think it just completely crosses the line and is disrespectful.

Gape. Ick.
"Stories and plots" almost goes without saying. The intro interviews in most gonzo films are more tolerable, but still get fast-forwarded most of the time.
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a woman's belly, ass, boobs, or anywhere other than her mouth/lips. of course, i'd prefer 'em to shoot off inside her (front or back), but that seems to have long gone out of fashion
i also don't much care for the obligatory lez scene in most contemporary films, unless the girls are joined by a man (or 2) later on.
and ABSOLUTELY no S&M/Bondage/Fetish/other weird sh*t for me. anal is about as 'kinky' as i like it.
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Old ladies arent that bad (40-50) I once did it with a woman who was 42 at the time (i was 25 then)
They can be very Sexy!!
One ring to bring them all,
and in the darkness bind them