"Where were ya Wang, we was worried!"

"Idiot! Didn't finish mushroom story!"

Sidney Wang had the best lines.
"Conversation like television set on honeymoonunnecessary." - Sidney Wang
"Man who argue with cow on wall like train with no wheelsvery soon get nowhere." - Sidney Wang
"Answer simple, but question very hard." - Sidney Wang
"Questions like athlete's footafter a while, very irritating." - Sidney Wang
"Big house like man married to fat womanhard to get around." - Sidney Wang
"No pulse. No heartbeat. If condition does not change, this man is dead." - Sidney Wang

Sam: "Stop that. Stop that! Dirty old broad was giving me the finger."
Jessica: "Naughty Miss Whithers! Naughty!"
Twain: (to Wang)"Say your gdamn pronouns!"
Dora: "I want my Dickie!"
Dora: "Oh that's tacky. That's really tacky."
Milo: "There's nothing in my dish but my dish."

I'll never get over James Coco saying that he'd been "poodle hunting".
"Victor, what are we going to do to stop this fiendish tit?"

"Shoooooooooeeeeesss"
Where's my Dickie?

hahaha that was a great line. I liked:
And I never did nothin' to a man that I wouldn't do to a woman!

"As a man you are barely passable, but as a woman, well, you were a dog."
"That's you're opinion (pause), big boy."
Sort of a reverse Kaitlyn Jenner!
"Great theater makes you smile. Outstanding theater may make you weep."

"You demented lollipop!"
"Dickie, don't. You know how I get when you touch me there."
"Good God!! Franks and beans!!"
"How do I look so young? Quite simple. A complete vegetable diet, 12 hours sleep a night, and LOTS and LOTS of makeup."
I keep these in regular rotation, though almost nobody seems to get a 'MBD' reference.

When Lionel Twain falls into the dining room with a knife in his back.
Dora Charleston: Is he dead?
Sam Diamond: With a thing like that in his back, in the long run, he's better off.

I haven't seen it for years so these quotes may not be exactly right, but
Sam (after the falling gargoyle just misses him): "I had a kid brother go the same way. That boy woulda been 63 on Tuesday."
And later, Sam has just made some reference to the fact he is very intensely hetero-sexual, which Tess agrees. Then she thinks for a moment and says, "Sam, why
do
you have all those muscle-men magazines in your locker?"
Sam: "Suspects baby. Always lookin' for suspects."

"Maybe I should go alone"

• Quint, Jaws.

This movie is so funny
Sees a mouse, screams blind butler thinks it's the doorbell
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Various lines about the storm machine being used as in old movies. Also I liked when someone takes a screw off the hinge of the door so that it creaks.

Miss Marbles: My God, gas!
Nurse Withers: I'm sorry, I can't help it. I'm old.
Miss Marbles: No, no, not that kind of gas, the kind that kills!
Nurse Withers: Sometimes my gas .

this exchange always kills me:
Sam Diamond: Shut up, all of ya's. Nobody move!
Dick Charleston: What is it?
Sam Diamond: I have to go to the can again. I don't wanna miss nothin.'

"I don't think we have n'est pas , sir. Just Hershey's. ". I can't drink hot chocolate without thinking of that line by James-a Bensonmum.

Dead butler gone but pocket still there?

Milo Perrier: I'm not a Frenchy! I'M A BELGIE!!!!! (in exclamation to Sam Diamond calling him Frenchy)

Bensonmum - "As you can see, I can see!" Inspector Wang - "I see."
Dora Charleston - "Where's my Dickie!"
Dora Charleston - "Oh, that's probably the cook. Come in!" Dick Charleston -"Darling, the poor woman is stone deaf." Dora Charleston - "I'm sorry, I forgot. COME IN!"

When Peter Falk says, "Don't anyone move. I have to go to the bathroom and I don't want to miss anything."