I've met many Rifkis in my life sadly

My friend , do you even know how far you are down the Queue?
To put it in perspective , try visualize Disney World on The 4th of July and the line waiting to ride "Space Mountain."
That's how long the queue was , the last time I looked , for people to chase Rifki around the prison while breaking the plumbing and then grabbing his head and biting his tongue off , and spitting it out disdainfully . While screaming hysterically ."RIIIIIIFFFKEEEEY" with those wild eyes literally ravaging his black soul from his body.
SO START STANDING IN LINE MY FRIEND, IV'E BEEN IN THE LINE SINCE 1979 and I'm now only 3 from the front .
But it's been so worth the wait.