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<p dir="auto"><strong>Wackd_w_apostrophe</strong> — <em>16 years ago(October 09, 2009 12:32 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Alasdair: Alanis I<br />
Alanis: Yes, Alasdair?<br />
Alasdair: [voice cracking] Alanis I<br />
Alanis: YES, Alasdair?<br />
Alasdair: Alanis If if you won't go with me to the network party, I'm just going to have to kill myself, that's all.<br />
Alanis: Oh, Alasdair. How touching. I really want to help you. Okay.<br />
Alasdair: You'll come?<br />
Alanis: No, I'll go.<br />
Alasdair: You'll go? Great!<br />
Alanis: I'll go and get my father's gun.<br />
{One of the kidscan't remember which onewalks into the living room in a tuxedo}<br />
DAD: Hey, look at you, all dressed up. You goin' to a wedding or something?<br />
KID: Yeahdad, you remember you said I couldn'tyou know, do ituntil I was married?<br />
DAD: Yeah.<br />
KID: Well, I'm going to get married. I'll see you later.<br />
List any more you can think of!<br />
"I think the idea of art kills creativity." Douglas Adams</p>
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<p dir="auto">Does it hurt to be that stupid?<br />
There are 8.2 billion people in the world. 8.19 billion of them have never heard of and don't give a fuck about Charlie Kirk. Get over it.</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1612938</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1612938</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 11:16:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Alasdair: Alanis I on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 11:16:47 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>Navaros</strong> — <em>9 years ago(December 11, 2016 10:03 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Sketches that could never been shown today<br />
according to who? Liberals?!<br />
Liberals can go jump in the lake.<br />
Any and every sketch of this show is fine to show today or on any other day.  If liberals don't like that, too bad for them.</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1612937</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1612937</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 11:16:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Alasdair: Alanis I on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 11:16:46 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>ryansassy1</strong> — <em>9 years ago(December 10, 2016 08:14 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Jeez I just rewatched the banned Adoption episodeNONE of that would pass the censors today!<br />
But it was funny as hell in such a twisted way..<br />
The skit with the kid waking up yelling for the mom because he had a nightmare that he was adopted. The mom comforts him and replies that she had a nightmare  too. "nine years agoyou."<br />
The running gag where they feature a "Today's Kid". One of them was little orphan Andrea, who is sweet and perfect except that she picked up bad habits in the orphanage, such as fighting. The narrator ends by begging someone to please take the kid off their hands. Then later a Today's Kid featuring a kid whose one flaw was attracting filth. Then a Today's Kid who had a lot of inappropriate hobbies such as unfunny practical jokes and looking up skirts. Oh jeez I cracked up and felt so guilty about laughing at that episode</p>
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<p dir="auto">"I'm sorry, but.." is a self-contained lie.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Any jokes about Christine and Lisa's appearance definitely would not fly today.</p>
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<p dir="auto">I can't go to bed now; someone is WRONG on the internet.<br />
Bitch!  It is 5:30!</p>
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<p dir="auto">I don't think any of the firing squad/execution sketches would make it on to a kids' show. But I don't see why a Hitler mustache would be any less acceptable today than 25 years ago. Michael Jordan was allowed to sport one in a commercial.</p>
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<p dir="auto">"The sun is shiningbut the ice is slippery."</p>
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<p dir="auto">What about the scenes where the girl in the white shirt would get hit with water and you could clearly see her nipples?  I was surprised it made it on TV back then.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Looks like the Youtube link is broken, I found another clip showing the scene.<br />
Also one guy did this blog post<br />
<a href="http://xenophobe.net/tag/bella-and-the-bulldogs/" rel="nofollow ugc">http://xenophobe.net/tag/bella-and-the-bulldogs/</a><br />
about Bella and the Bulldogs with a mention of YCDTOTV with a mention of a clip showing Lisa "Motormouth" Ruddy in a skit who won't be made today.<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaE6CMuT5qc&amp;t=0m44s" rel="nofollow ugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaE6CMuT5qc&amp;t=0m44s</a></p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1612931</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1612931</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 11:16:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Alasdair: Alanis I on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 11:16:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>stephdumas</strong> — <em>13 years ago(November 29, 2012 07:53 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Another sketch who probably coudn't be shown today is that one showed during an opposite sketch in the 1982 "Culture junk" episode.<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkdL6Kt4U4o&amp;t=5m44s" rel="nofollow ugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkdL6Kt4U4o&amp;t=5m44s</a></p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1612930</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1612930</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 11:16:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Alasdair: Alanis I on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 11:16:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>cgrill8</strong> — <em>9 years ago(July 06, 2016 08:14 AM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Uh that's why Cowboy Bebop, and Inuyasha among other animes are played very late at night on Adult Swim is for the language alone not sure if Cartoon network plays that stuff any more personally I miss them playing that (they used around 11:00 PM just after Space Ghost. gosh I miss 1997<br />
It was a fun show with a bunch of kids making fun of adult situations who cares what color they are!?  All white, all black, all purple gee we know your preference nothing like restricting the limits of whom directors can hire for 30+ years Diversity can be great, some times it can be limiting.<br />
3rd generation American from a long line of Gottscheers it was Drandul, dude!</p>
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<p dir="auto">That was a very offensive statement.</p>
]]></description><link>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1612928</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1612928</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fgadmin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 11:16:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Alasdair: Alanis I on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 11:16:37 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><strong>solex10</strong> — <em>13 years ago(May 21, 2012 05:28 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">You really mean TV that YOU can't get into, because<br />
YOU'RE NOT A KID ANYMORE!!!</p>
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<p dir="auto">the "mr. Schidtler" character wouldn't fly today (even on late night or Adult Swim).<br />
But I think YCDTOTV needs a Renaissance . . . too much bland/pure white children's TV now . . .</p>
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<p dir="auto">I think some of those things would fly today, even though these times really are a drag with the restrictions, including overprotecting the kids instead of leaving it up to the parents which kids shows their kids can watch.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Oh yeah, the cats in the burgers or when as Martin Kerr mentionned in the 1983 episode "pets", the "Cat-chup", lol.</p>
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<p dir="auto">How about that the dad, barth, and the executioner always had a lit cigar? (you can see the smoke a lot of the time.)<br />
Or a sketch i remember where Doug as the Jiffy Genie is about to cut of the moms hands with a sword (becuase he is there to remove dish pan hands!)<br />
The Episode where the soviets take over and they are slimed when they say work, would be looked at as promoting racism towards russians.<br />
I would also imagine animal rights activists would object to the Barth scenes where they talk about cats in the burgers.<br />
The more i think about how un-pc this show is, the more i appreciate it!</p>
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<p dir="auto">Zilch being bullied by Barth with his frying pan.</p>
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<p dir="auto">a completely bare-chested kevin kubacheski or allaisdair gillis chained spread eagled toa dungeon wall.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Also that episode about Drugs, although they kinda cleaned it up a little bit by making it about Pies</p>
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<p dir="auto">Well there was the teacher Mr Schidtler (although It was pronounced "$hitler") who had a mustache like Adolph Hitler, I don't think that would fly now a days.<br />
Also there was a lot of political commentary, don't know if that would work today</p>
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