My favorite was Barth. I like his gross food he served to those kids.

When Mister Rogers and Mister Dressup were mentioned.

Oh my gosh, the toilet paper skit is the one that sticks out in my mind all these years. I found it funny when the kid goes into the bathroom and finds no TP because the mom took it out of the bathroom to keep from wasting it. The mom comes in and tells him that he can only use 5 sheets at a time. At the end of the skit when the mom leaves, the kid says to himself, "oh, this is gross."

the mom telling Adam, that to conserve money he needed to use both sides of toilet paper!

Hmmmmmmmmmfunniest thing I remember on the show. I don't know.OH GOD!!! I just got slimed. I gotta' go take a bath
I don't poly-cotton to coping tropes, even my own.

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I mentioned one that I liked (Alasdair in the pink dress) in another thread, but another Snake-Eyes/bus sketch came to mind.
Snake-Eyes explains that budget cutbacks have caused the school board to remove unnecessary items from the buslike brakes. He tells the kids that they're going to have to pick up the slack "You see those holes in front of your seats? When I yell 'BRAKE', you kids stick your feet through. Okayready? BRAKE!!!" The capper on this was the kids all yelling "YABBA DABBA DOO!!!" in unison.

I vaguely remember that one.
Here's a good one: (opposite sketch) Valerie is giving Dougie a lot of crap then Dougie notices a crack on the kitchen floor.
DOUGIE: (to himself) "There's the crack that breaks your mothers back!" (steps on it a few times) "Hey Mom, how's your back?"
VALERIE: "Oh, it's just fine, Dougie. You see this is an opposite sketch." (Valerie starts stomping on the crack and Dougie starts screaming in pain)

Well, I'm way too young to have seen this back when it was on TV,but I have seen a lot of episodes on barthsburgery.com. But one of the scenes I liked was in the "Addictions" episode, where Moose (dressed as Magenta) and Kevin (dressed as Rocky) attend a Rocky Horror showing, and the mother says something like, "when does Julie Andrews come on?" I just thought that was funny since I am obsessed with RHPS.

I liked when Barthy smashed his worker, Zilch, across the back of the head with the frying pan.

I'd have to say my favorite parts were actually the repeatative nature of some of the lines. In a way it was kind of fun knowing what was coming next.
"Sometimes it so easy, I'm ashamed of myself"
"Ready Aim groan What is it deece time?"
"Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to me!"
"DAaaaaie Heard THAT!"
"FREE! Blue Skies, Barthy Burgers, Girls!"
In a way it was almost like singing along to lyrics of a song.

I love it when the kid gets it at the end of the Firing Squad skit. "Ready Aiiiimmm!"
And the time when the school bus split in half and the kids are holding on to each other on either half of the bus. Funny visual indeed.
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Thats Kyle and Korbett in Paranormal episode.
I loved in this episode when Lisa woke up from a nightmare in a school bus and she said "OMG (Breathing) I just dreamt that we fell off a cliff." Her friend said "Its ok..we are okOMG we are falling off a bridge!" That was hilarious.

The only sketch I can remember at all (besides vague memories of the Firing Squad) is one where there are twins in the sketch and they can feel each others pain. I'm not sure if I remember this correctly but I believe it got to where they were hurting themselves so the other would get hurt.

That's actually a sketch version of a little poem I read once as a kid! (Don't know who wrote it, though.)
I eat my peas with honey,
I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny
But it keeps them on my knife!

I loved that "peas on the knife" skit. The other food one I remember is when the family bought the piano, but they had no room for it, so they used it as a dining room table. Alistar (I believe) picks up his chicken legs and starts pounding them on the keys. Well, of course, the mother says "Don't play with your food!" Hilarious!

I don't know if it's the funniest, but this scene always stuck in my head and would make me laugh. It a family dinner scene and the slob father is eating peas on a knife with honey. The kid asks the Father why he eats peas with honey, could it possibly taste good? The Father says no its horrible. Then the kid asks why do you do it. The Father explains how else am I supposed to keep the peas on the knife.

Probably the one instance I remember most is one of the execution sketches. I think it's Alisdair on the pole, typical "Ready, aim WAIT WAIT, STOP THE EXECUTION!!! What is it now???" startup.
Alisdair: Hey, why do you do this anyway?
Les: Because it's fun!
Alisdair: Well, why don't you go get in a war or something? You'll get to shoot a lot more people in a war, all at once, here it's just one at a time!
Les: Say, that's a good idea! Come on boys, let's go off to a war and shoot a whole lot of people!
[Alisdair starts chanting patriotic lines while Les goes off frame. A moment later, Les comes back, looking uncertain.]
Les: Say, wait a minute they shoot back in wars!
[Alisdair looks uncomfortable.]
Les: So, you know I think I'll stay right here where it's safe. [Turns to the camera.] Ready AIM!!!!
It was the most memorable execution sequence to me because it was the only time I ever remember where the kid on the pole actually winds up getting shot in the end.

When I was at SlimeCon 2004 one of the episodes we watched was The Not-So-Fair Show where Les Lye frequently appeared as The Unfairy Godmother with a blonde wig, ever so masculine voice, and a cigar. His presentation alone got a good laugh from me. In one sketch Christine is wishing she was thinner and so Les turns her into a can of paint thinner then says "Hmm, you know I was going to paint my gazebo this weekend."
I also liked the earlier firing squad sketches where the kids would manage to fool Les and escape usually by a made up story and he'd turn into the camera and say after realizing, "That's one sneaky kid."

LOL I remember that one

When the kids were forced to wear sailor suits, and the one kid gets out of it by saying "I Don't Know". The other kids think it's a great idea, so they all start "I Don't" and Ross cuts in and goes "NOOOO!" He gets buckets of slime dumped all over him!

The one where Christine gets slimed with multi-coloured slime with these words:
"OK, you think you guys are so smart, let's see stripes."

I think the teacher was the funniest character on the show cuz he was such a nerd. I have lots of episodes on VHS and some on DVD, so I remember the show a lot better than most people I guess. Here is one of my favorite scenes involving the teacher (which by the way, would NEVER be aired today on a children's program):
Mr Shidler (speaking to the class): "There is an ugly rumor going around that Iam a secret drinker. That I, take little sips behind people's backs. [Voice cracks] They are calling me an alcoholic. Well I am going to put an end to those rumors right NOW. [mumbling] Secret drinker.. [takes bottle out of desk drawer] I'll drinkright out in the open. Anyone want to join me?"
[The whole class runs up to his desk holding cups out, as he takes a swig from the bottle.]

That's my favorite scene too.
Hopefully the show will eventually come out on DVD.