"I was born to love you, I was born to lick your face
I was born to rub you, but you were born to rub me first"
genius

"You gonna eat your fat?"
"Madonna with meatballs"
and of course
"Nanananananananan"
that's how I give directions in the car to the driver.

"What time you due back in Boys Town?"
"Now I know why tigers eat their young."
"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."
"The crowd is on its feet here at Augusta."
Take THIS, George Lucas!

Everytime I have a bad round going, I'll look at my playing partners and say:
"I'm a veg, Danny."
"Now go away or I should taunt you a second time."

its not that funny but once i saw it i had it stuck in my head for bout a week:
i was born to love u, i was born to lick ur face, iwas born the rub u, but u were born to rub me first

"Hey you wanna make $14 dollars the hard way?" -Al Czerik (Rodney Dangerfield)
You! Yes You! Just Deal With it!!

"Get that wheel back on the other side where it belongs!"
"Do not mind that bush It is just a harmless bush"

My buds and I quote this movie all day everytime we go golfing. The lines we use most are:
"Right in the Lumber yard." (for when we hit into water)
"Ahhhh S@%!"
"No No thats good. Right on the beach." (for when it goes into the sand)
"Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir and I never slice."
And other various quotes.

"FORE! I shoulda yelled two!"
"I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!"
"Gunga galunga"

this is the ugliest hat i've ever seen.. i suppose you get a free bowl of soup when you buy it.. looks good on you though

How about "Hey Whitey, where's your hat?"
It's the end of the post as we know it, and I feel fine.

I may have passed it already but I don't think anyone has mentioned
"IT'S IN THE HOLE!"
Brad: Hey Les, you got a miute?
Lester: For you Brad, I've got five.
(American Beauty)

hey when i was your age i used to carry 50 pounds of ice over my head going up 4 no 5 fliets of stairs
so what
so what so lets dance
Today badgers will storm the gates and I will rule the world

lol, just reading through all those quotes is hilarious.
My favourite line has to be:
"You want the driver?"
"No kid, he's not my type, hey, it's a joke, I'm just kidding, sure give me the driver."
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And of course we can't forget the quintessential "miss it" call.
"Noonan..Nnnnnnnoonan..Nnnnnnnnnnoonan." I use that all the time, playing pool, hoping to put a jinx on the other team's field goal kicker..it should be in Webster's.
"What if your dope was on fire?"
"Impossible sir, it's in Johnson's underwear."

I think we're all forgetting
Nananananananananananaaaa.

Hey everybody we're gonna get laid!
is man one of gods mistakes or god one of mans mistakes

"Here you go, kid Park my car, take my bags, and put on some weight, will ya?"
"The man's a menace!"
"I think it's about time someone teaches these varmants a lesson in morality, and what it's like to be a decent, upstanding member in a society."
"Turds!"
"Spalding! How many times have I spoken to you about your language?!"
"Double turds!"
"Spalding!"
"Put me down for a five."
"He hit my wife with his goddamned club!"
"It slipped!"
"I gotta step in this dude's belt, and walk around for a coupla days"
"Are you gonna eat your fat?"
"Spalding!"
"I think I have enough butter now."
"If you own anything but land, you own a popcorn fart!"
"I'll show him dog food!"
(Chase bending over)"Don't be obsessed with your desires, Danny."

"Nice hat, bet if you buy a hat like this you get a free bowl of soup. Oh,
but it looks good on you though" Then Al gives a priceless faceits great
I LOVE JIM EDMONDS! #15 go cardinals!!

i think the funniest line is "i smell varmit poon-tang"
i laugh every time i hear that
"Ever hear of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates?"
"Yes."
"Morons."

I was at my Fantasy Baseball Draft this weekend, and chose Yankee Pitcher Chiein-Ming Wang almost exclusively so I could say: "I think this place is restricted, Wang, so don't let on you're Jewish". In other words, I have no life what so ever.

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