I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?

COLORED BOY!?! (or whatever line irritates me) Why you sumbitchI'll fix you!!!
Yiiee..cemetary's three blocks down!!
I'm sorry if the truth offends you - Rhett Butler

"This is the worst game of my life. I should of stayed at home and played with myself."
"The dance of the living dead"
Al throws money at the band, "Here take some lessons."
"Cannonball!"

"You can have Dr. Frankenputz here."
"I beg your pardon."

you're uncle molests collies

you wanna make $14 the hard way?

'attica! attica! attica!'
"You have to live life to its full chorizo!"-Mario Batali

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"You'll get nothing, and like it!"
Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite awhile.
Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.

"I feel like a hundred dollars."
"You know judge, my dad, never liked you."
If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong!

Another one I use is, "Well, I'm no doorknob either."

Whenever someone says, "So?" I like to reply with "So? Let's Dance!!" Sadly not many people get it but it makes me happy.
Also,
SPALDING, NO!!!!
The ignore button is your friend

"put the camera away Wang - its a parking lot"
Help me, Clarence. Get me back. Get me back. I don't care what happens to me.

Ones I use nearly on a daily basis:
"It's a good omen"
"In Haiti"

"Don't you have homes."

"You'll get nothing and like it!"
When I play golf, I've used these:
"Turds!" "Double turds!"
When I missed an eagle putt last year I held my putter up and yelled:
"RAT FARTS!!!"
Thankfully I wasn't hit by lightning.

i'll just say that i didn't realize how much i quote this movie daily.
na-na-na-na-na
well, we're waiting (in character too)
it's in the hole!
gunga. gunga galunga. (yes there are times when that will come out.)
this still has marks on it where the jockey was hitting it (its best if you ordered your steak a la "cowboy way" too)
you'll get nothing and like it!
i bet you get a free bowl of soup with that.
i want a hot dog, i want french fries, i want a hamburger, no a cheeseburger, i want (although not a direct quote, it is the most versatile when in character)

Thread ender.

"My dinghy's bigger than your whole boat!"
"Thank you very little!"
"Varmint Cong."
"You're one of the lowest members of the food chain, and you'll probably be replaced by the rat."

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Al Czervik: "Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."
Classic!!!
It's useless to argue about taste and even more useless to litigate it.

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"Thank you very little."
That comes in handy several times a day.

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last time i saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.