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<p dir="auto"><strong>liching1</strong> — <em>12 years ago(November 08, 2013 02:05 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">With Gilligan's Island there has always been that silly question of  preference: Ginger or Mary Ann? I never got that. So Ginger is a tall beautiful red-head and Mary Ann is a petite pretty brunette. What's the big deal? I could get the job done with either of them with no problem. I think a movie like Caddyshack needs something a bit more.<br />
I propose:  Maggie or Mrs. Smails?<br />
If it was two outs and the bottom of the ninth and your life depended on it and you had had had to get it done who would you choose? The annoying and boyish girlfriend of Danny or the withered old crone belonging to the judge.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Oh, golly, that one's a peach, hon.  Wheeeeeee!!!<br />
I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Your scenario should've been Mrs. Smails or Mrs. Havercamp.<br />
Men, if you're willing to fight for our people, I want you!</p>
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<p dir="auto">Y'know, I gotta go with Maggie here.  Fake Irish accents that come and go with each stroke really turn me on.<br />
I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.</p>
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<p dir="auto">I was thinking today looking at this board that they should have gotten Mary Tyler Moore to play the wife of the Judge. She could have done the role more justice, would have still been attractive and would have been funnier and Mary can play a biatch with <a href="http://ease.It" rel="nofollow ugc">ease.It</a> would be funnier watching MTM say a four letter word like the f-word or the s-word. Oh well.</p>
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<p dir="auto">If you had asked this question before electricity, you know darn well what the answer would be.</p>
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<p dir="auto">You're talking about Geraldine Whitney Saxon, the brightest light on "The Edge of Night"!  How she could steal a scene, even with the comics in this film, with just a raise of her eyebrow. And that voice, like vinegar with a touch of honey, Lois Kibbee ruled!<br />
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<p dir="auto">You wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?</p>
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<p dir="auto">Say! Are you trying to make time with my best girl? Mmm? Mmmmm??<br />
"I will not go down in history as the greatest mass-murderer since Adolf Hitler!" - Merkin Muffley</p>
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<p dir="auto">Yeah, I would have been on board with Mrs. Smails, but that fact that her stretch marks needs to be loofah'd is kind of scaring me a bit..<br />
It is bad to drink Jobu's rum. Very bad.</p>
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<p dir="auto">And I think she would be open to making fourteen dollars the hard way!<br />
If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong!</p>
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<p dir="auto">Madame Smails, she must have been something before electricity!</p>
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