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Spurtikus — 16 years ago(November 13, 2009 09:55 PM)

If I were a scanner I could not help myself but mentally molest a wide variety of females in a wide variety of situations. I'm a horrible person

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I think I bloody well am one! I keep getting painful headaches and, to a degree, know what people are thinking. I'd also love to bust a few bad peoples' heads!

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631027https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631027Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If I were a scanner I could not help myself but mentally molest a wide variety of females in a wide variety of situation on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:34 GMT]]>tenantennae — 9 years ago(November 03, 2016 06:14 AM)

If I were a Scanner, many a head would explode!

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631026https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631026Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If I were a scanner I could not help myself but mentally molest a wide variety of females in a wide variety of situation on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:33 GMT]]>lars-wadefalk — 9 years ago(October 17, 2016 03:40 PM)

Yeah, damn it, I almost suspected that.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631025https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631025Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If I were a scanner I could not help myself but mentally molest a wide variety of females in a wide variety of situation on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:32 GMT]]>semsox — 9 years ago(September 01, 2016 08:53 PM)

Unfortunately Lars, that would make your head explode.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631024https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631024Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If I were a scanner I could not help myself but mentally molest a wide variety of females in a wide variety of situation on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:30 GMT]]>lars-wadefalk — 9 years ago(August 20, 2016 02:50 PM)

I would scan Hillary and force her to reveal all the nasty crap she's done and gotten away with.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631023https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631023Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If I were a scanner I could not help myself but mentally molest a wide variety of females in a wide variety of situation on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:29 GMT]]>evil_fairydust — 15 years ago(October 20, 2010 10:52 AM)

You mean since you don't have the physical or mental charms to get with them legitimately?
LOVE is suicide.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631022https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631022Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If I were a scanner I could not help myself but mentally molest a wide variety of females in a wide variety of situation on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:28 GMT]]>SubZeroMK — 15 years ago(October 08, 2010 09:19 PM)

I would kill all the people I have on my beep list. And the beauty of it is that there is no evidence that I did it. They'll think it's a natural or mysterious death or suicide. Then rape hot women afterwards.

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]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631020https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631020Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If I were a scanner I could not help myself but mentally molest a wide variety of females in a wide variety of situation on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:26 GMT]]>Ashley Pomeroy — 15 years ago(May 29, 2010 10:50 AM)

If I was a Scanner,
I'd scan in the morning,
I'd scan in the evening,
All over this land.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631019https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631019Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If I were a scanner I could not help myself but mentally molest a wide variety of females in a wide variety of situation on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:25 GMT]]>filmbuff1974 — 15 years ago(May 22, 2010 07:46 PM)

I think I would seriously think hard about the the law of karma and whether it was worth it to find painful ways of offing my enemies.
I know one thing, I certainly would be in a better financial situation than many of the scanner protagonists found themselves in. I just could not figure out what was up with all of them being such misfits when they had those scanner gifts!
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]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631018https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631018Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If I were a scanner I could not help myself but mentally molest a wide variety of females in a wide variety of situation on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:24 GMT]]>Demarates — 15 years ago(May 21, 2010 11:38 AM)

Let's just say my bank account would be a lot fatter and morning traffic would be a lot lighter.
Smiling is for the weak.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631017https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631017Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If I were a scanner I could not help myself but mentally molest a wide variety of females in a wide variety of situation on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:23 GMT]]>jeffyoung1 — 16 years ago(March 19, 2010 01:44 PM)

How? By making them writhe on the ground in epilectic fits, too? You're better off making them do your laundry, clean the apartment, and cook dinner for you.
KENNETH, WHAT IS THE FREQUENCY?

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631016https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631016Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If I were a scanner I could not help myself but mentally molest a wide variety of females in a wide variety of situation on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:22 GMT]]>RobBase086-1 — 15 years ago(April 27, 2010 07:14 PM)

Sounds like a great idea to me! LOL
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]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631015https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631015Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If I were a scanner I could not help myself but mentally molest a wide variety of females in a wide variety of situation on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:20 GMT]]>neotruelove — 16 years ago(February 26, 2010 10:01 AM)

If I were a scanner I.would call my bank and make a few deposits into my account and make a few withdraws from my enemies, lol. And of course explode a few heads!!!!!

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631014https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631014Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If I were a scanner I could not help myself but mentally molest a wide variety of females in a wide variety of situation on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:19 GMT]]>RobBase086-1 — 15 years ago(April 27, 2010 07:16 PM)

You have a great idea and I love that thought too! I would even possibly create some trouble that way as well. LOL
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]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631013https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/1631013Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If I were a scanner I could not help myself but mentally molest a wide variety of females in a wide variety of situation on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 16:24:18 GMT]]>lorddeseiz — 16 years ago(December 19, 2009 08:10 AM)

Prolly enslave everyone I got in touch with, male or female. They would all do my biding, yes, so would you njah njah njah.

Any last words ?
Shut the beep up

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